Archive for July, 2008
"You Can't Give Me My Pu**y Back"
You can’t give me my pussy back.” That’s what my ex blurted out during one intense conversation. The words lingered in the air for a moment. Finally, we both chuckled at the absurdity of this seven-word statement. Shaking her stressed out head at me, she repeated, “You can’t give me my pussy back.” No, I [...]
Dear Summer…I Need a Day(s) Off
Peeped this new video from Joell Ortiz called “Good Times” last night. Those that know me know that I rarely co-sign anything, but I like this kid (pause) and this video/song reminds me why. Just some good clean fun hip-hop and he lyrically captured the summer joys of my place of birth, BROOKLYN!!! It also [...]
Intervention: Panty Waste vs. Boxer Bunch
PRELUDE: I touched on this topic briefly in My Biggest Turn Offs entry #4, but felt like I needed to explore the issue a little more in depth and also tackle the male version of this disgusting practice. In my many years of “booty hawkin.” Yes, I said booty hawkin. It’s a time-tested ritual that [...]
A Tribe Called Quest's Original "Scenario"
This just hit the Net and me being a semi-professional old school hip-hop head I just had to share. This is the original version of A Tribe Called Quest’s classic posse cut, “Scenario,” featuring original verses and a bonus verse from Pos from De La Soul. DOWNLOAD link below & ENJOY!!! “Scenario” Original (unreleased) version [...]
My First Orgy… Well, Kinda, Sorta (Part 2)
PRELUDE: Based on the overwhelming response, it looks like you folks really want to see how this story ends. Well, most of you at least, there was one anonymous commenter that was opposed to me finishing this post. Despite the landslide decision by the people to continue, I held out till the midnight deadline. This [...]
My First Orgy… Well, Kinda, Sorta (Part 1)
PRELUDE: I’ve always told bits and pieces of this story to a very select group of people but never in its entirety. There’s always some part of it that I keep concealed just due to the insanity of it all. Not sure if that will change this time around, especially in such a public forum, [...]
Sunday Movie Madness, Vol. 4: Felon
I’m not the biggest Val Kilmer fan, but I caught him doing an interview the other day and he spoke about his latest project, Felon. The film is about a man (Stephen Dorff) that gets convicted for accidentally killing someone that broke into his home. Kilmer plays an O.G. inmate that helps the guy out. [...]
The Statute of Limitations on Pu**y
PRELUDE: I was having dinner with some friends the other night and this sister that I re-met that night told me the following story. I’m missing a few details here and there (few too many mojitos while she was talking) but I’ll try my best to piece the whole thing together. So here goes. Ronesha* [...]
