Archive for February, 2009
Got AIDS? (When Was Your Last STD Test)
Hello my faithful, sock heads. I know you come here to read about sex, relationships and all that freaky stuff, but today I want to talk about something more serious and it starts with a simple question: Got AIDS? It’s a fair question, right? I mean, HIV/AIDS has been around for over 25 years now [...]
Evening Epilogue: Aborting America
It’s funny what you’ll notice if you just take the time to really look at your surroundings. I was on my way home from speaking at Fordham University in the Bronx last night, when I boarded the semi-crowded D train. Instinctively, I took my normal position against the adjacent doors and pulled my BlackBerry out [...]
The Relationship Hierarchy (How Guys Categorize Women)
Early last week I did a post called “Definition of a Jump-Off.” I got a lot of interesting feedback on it and varying classifications on the term from people, but one comment in particular stood out. It came from a new reader named Elle, who actually posted a comment that broke down different relationship titles [...]
What’s Too Old to Be Still Living at Home?
Someone brought this up in the comment section the other day (I read them all) and I figured it deserved further discussion. Apparently there are a lot of grown ass people—male and female—that still reside with their mama-n-dem. Now before folks blindly pass judgment, even my ass may have never left the nest had I [...]
Intervention: Sex Tape Confessions
Have we not learned from R. Kelly, Ray J, Pamela Anderson and even Verne “Mini Me” Troyer? Don’t make sex tapes! If you do, be sure to erase them. I don’t care if no one can see either of your faces, delete, delete, delete, because you never know when that intimate footage could come back [...]
The Wife vs. The Whore (Treat Her Like a Prostitute)
Maybe I have too much faith in people, but it always amazes me at how triflin’ some folks can be. I got a call from my old co-workers Nicole the other day and during the course of conversing we started talking about relationships. After updating each other on the status of our non-existent love lives, [...]
Did You Cum? (The Pleasure Principle)
Okay, ladies, I know you’ve heard this question before, “Did you cum?” It’s usually from the gentleman on top of you (or behind you) after he’s just reached the point of sexual eruption. Depending on his showing, you’re either nodding in breathless glee or shaking your head in utter disgust. Most guys probably wouldn’t know [...]
No Time For Late Ones
“Time is valuable and I’m broke.” That’s one of my favorite IM messages. I forget how I came up with it but it’s an even more fitting motto since getting laid off. I view every unused minute as a lost opportunity and I can’t afford to waste time—not now, not ever. That’s why I don’t [...]
