The other day I decided to have an adult conversation about oral sex on the site and that’s exactly what I got. A bunch of commenters went in offering tips, suggestions and all sorts of freaky ish revolving around the oral arts. (And people say what I write is TMI). It was all good, clean grown folk fun and we need as many distractions as possible in a recession. During the course of the dialogue, a side conversation got started between a few people about female ejaculation or what some label “squirting.” This was actually a topic I was thinking about covering at some point, and since the doors already been opened, I figure there’s no better time than the present.
My first experience with a “squirter” was way back in my college days. There was this girl that I was hanging out with through much of the summer and one day she invited me over to the house. One thing led to another, and we got it on. I didn’t feel like I was doing anything out of the norm, just my regular NWSO deep stroke, when shorty started squirming underneath me. No big deal I thought, she’s about to cum. To my surprise, this was no normal orgasm. She moaned increasingly in anticipation of the volcano that was about to erupt from her loins and came like I don’t know what. I mean I could hear this distinct squishing sound as I continued to thrust inside of her and by time we were done both me and the bed were soaked in her fluids.
In retrospect, it was a great experience and accomplishment, but at the time I was scared shitless that I had “broke” something. “Are you okay,” I asked anxiously.
“Yeah,” she said, nodding assuredly. “It scares guys but that’s just how I cum. It doesn’t always happen but I guess you hit that spot.”
Needless to say, shorty and I engaged in physical acts for a while after that and I kept finding that spot. It got to a point where I knew exactly what position to put her in to make her pipes burst and she knew it was on whenever I laid a towel down on the bed before we got it on. Sorry, I enjoyed her juices saturating my stomach, but I wasn’t trying to fuck up my sheets and mattress every time she got a super wet nut. If ever she squirted unintentionally, I made sure she got the wet spot in the bed. It’s her mess, she might as well lay in it. LOL. I kid, I kid.
Aside from this other chick I put it on one drunk night; that was my only “squirter.” But there was this one girl that I almost took to that special place but she was just too scared to go there. She and I had been dealing with each other for a minute and knew each other’s bodies pretty well. There’d be these times where we were going at it and she’d be like, “Ans, I have pee.”
“No you don’t,” I’d bark back.
“Yes, I do. I really have to go.”
“Trust me, it’s not pee. You’re gonna have the most intense orgasm of your life.”
“No, no, I can’t take it,” she’d yelp. “I have to pee.”
“Okay, then pee,” I’d smirk, while riding her harder. “Just let it go, I don’t care.”
“No, I can’t, I’ll mess up your bed. I have to pee.”
“Fine, suit yourself,” I’d say before finally releasing her from my sexual vice grip. “You don’t know what you’re missing.”
Every time without fail, she’d go to bathroom but never could get a drop of pee to come out. She’d return to the bedroom later to continue what we were doing, but she’d never get that special tingle back again. I’d always tell her, “You were this close to ecstasy.” Oh, well, her loss.
Fellas, have any of you ever been with a squirter? How did you respond the first time it happened? Ladies, are you a squirter? How did you discover how to reach that sexual plateau? Was it more about the partner you were with at the time or where you were mentally? Were you scared the first time it happened? Is squirting way more intense than a normal orgasm? Can a female that has control over her ejaculation do it on demand or do you need to be in a special zone? Do you have to use the towel technique to save your mattress and avoid sleeping in the wet spot?
Speak your piece…
**RESEARCH AND TIPS**
Since people seemed to have a lot of questions about this topic last time, I figured I’d try to provide a little information about this hard to reach phenomenon. According to the articles I Googled, female ejaculatory fluid is NOT urine. In fact, the urinary tract in men and women normally shuts down during sexual intercourse making that very unlikely. Researchers have found that the female ejaculate is basically the same chemical composition as semen—minus the sperm. The key to achieving this pleasure principle is finding and stimulating the ever-elusive G-Spot.
- “Not every woman can easily ejaculate, so don’t be disheartened if it doesn’t work as you expect. In saying this, every woman has the biological anatomy to ejaculate—so it is possible, in theory. It may be more difficult for some because of her physical makeup: weak pelvic floor muscles, inability to properly relax, etc. It takes practice to perfect this trick and learn how to relax properly and go with the flow, so to speak. It is also not a bad idea for your girl to practice this on her own—then she can get the gist of it without feeling shy about the whole pee thing.”
And those looking for NSFW (not safe for work material) Google GushBusters.com for a few sample videos of a female squirting about three-feet in the air. NOTE: NWSO does not co-sign or endorse any of the information and material found on said site.
Happy hunting, kids and as always, please, strap up.