Archive for February, 2009
I Have a Shiny Spandex Fetish
Over the past few months I’ve realized something about myself, I have a thing for women in shiny spandex. Yeah, I know it’s not a new invention but everywhere I turn I keep seeing women in this form-fitting fabric and I can’t seem to turn away. There’s just something about the combination of the way [...]
Bad Head (Uhm, It’s Not Working, Boo)
We’re all adults here and I feel like having a grown folks conversation today. So are all the kids out the room, yet? Good. Let’s proceed. If you’ve been following this blog for a minute you’ll know that I love head. Giving, receiving, the more the merrier. In my humble opinion, whoever invented it should’ve [...]
She's a MILF But Damaged Goods
Back when I had a job (lol) I got caught up in a conversation about relationships with a few co-workers. My man Jacob was talking about this woman he knew that was super-hot but couldn’t get a date for the life of her. According to him, she had a great personality (honestly) and a good [...]
Can Cheaters Be Forgiven? (Trust & Love)
When it comes to matters of the heart I have one golden rule: If I can’t trust you, then I can’t love you. It’s just that simple, because in my book, the two go hand in hand. Think about it for a moment: If your mind can never be at ease because you think your [...]
The Walk of Shame
It was an early Sunday morning and I was making a quick grocery store run. As I was walking up the block, I spotted this woman sashaying her way across the street. She was wearing a waist-length bubble jacket with black spandex and high heel boots. Shorty was hella thick and as an avid booty [...]
Jazi's Back: Lions, Tigers & Bears
Shout out to the ladies over at Parlour Magazine for putting me on to this. My girl Jazmine Sullivan just dropped a new video for “Lions, Tigers & Bears,” one of the best songs off her debut album, Fearless. Faithful readers will know I’ve been President of the Jazmine Sullivan fan club from jump. I [...]
