Confessions of a Female Porn Addict (She Liked to Watch)
First and foremost, I want to say thanks to everyone that came out to the one-year anniversary party last night. I hope those that made it out had a blast because I sure did. In fact, in a preemptive move, I called in a guest blogger, my homegirl Says the Single Girl, to cover my drunk ass. LOL.
At any rate, I’ve been meaning to tackle today’s subject for some time now but just wasn’t too familiar with it. With all honesty, porn just isn’t my thing but lately I’ve been discovering that it actually is for a lot of women. Call me naïve, but in my younger years, I never really thought of women as being into porn. Sure, they liked their trashy romance novels and erotic poetry, but in my mind, ladies were just into the sweet and tender stuff. The hardcore Debbie Does Dallas type stuff was reserved for the fellas.
Well, in my adult years, more and more women have informed me that they get their skin flicks fetish on with the best of them. You learn something new every day, right? Since I’m apparently daft in this arena, my girl STSG stepped in to school me on the ins and outs (no pun intended) of female porn. Let me know if you can relate.
**NOTE: Most of the following links are NSFW (Not Safe For Work)**
“Porn Does the Body Good”
Last week I went through a spell where I literally consumed an estimated three hours of porn a night, six nights straight. I watched 489 video clips on Rude.com. Then, when that bored me I headed over to YouPorn.com and RedTube.com. (As I was writing, this my homie informed me of xvideos.com and Movie2k.com, who knew!).
I started with the simple stuff—amateur videos. Something about an awkward couple filming themselves then posting it on the Web for the world to see just tickles my fancy. I always focus more on the mound of dirty clothes in the corner of their bedroom or the fact that there are no sheets on the mattress than I do to their wannabe porn moves. Next, Black porn, White chicks with super fake boobs, threesomes with lesbians for pay… You get the point.
I knew I hit my wall when I found myself staring at gay thug porn. I wasn’t turned on in the least. Instead, I was floored by the way these cute, packing, thugs “got it in,” literally. I’ll spare you the details but hearing the words “Yeah, n***a, you in my guts, n***a,” left me speechless.
When I got my fill, I began the analytical process that I often require at the conclusion of any of my porn-marathons (I’d like to think I’ve learned something from my days of debauchery past). Here’s my post-porn ponderings.
Porn does serve a purpose, whether you want to admit it or not.
Ladies, you can learn a lot about pleasing a man from porn. Not to mention understand why he wants to bend you over the balcony rail or hang you upside down from the shower rod. He saw it in a porno and thought enough of you to want to try it with you. Maybe not. Maybe you’re the only flexible gal he knows.
Porn makes men have high/false expectations for women in bed.
I’m not a screamer. So dude, no matter how hard you pound away you aren’t going to get me to grit my teeth and sound like a cat getting skinned. Those people get paid to make those faces and noises. Fellas, don’t measure yourself based on your woman’s moans and pleas to “God.”
Baby oil will make the most unfavorable physique look sexy.
I don’t know if it’s the way the lights gleam off the slick oil-soaked skin or the decrease in friction, but the next time I go to the drug store I’m stocking up on some Johnson & Johnson’s baby oil. It’s like a trip down a slip and slide with an orgasmic finish. Downside, messy sheets!
Squirting.
Ladies, please don’t feel like you are a failure if your va-jay-jay (NWSO Note: I hate that word, ugh!) doesn’t turn into a water fountain from time to time. There are some men who don’t like it (they’re the ones who hate having to change the sheets often). Men, most of the women in porn who squirt are either pissin’ on themselves (just nasty) or turned their cat trap into a super soaker (yes, filling the womb with water to push out on cue).
Now, if I were a porn star:
My name would be: Areola Cliton
Special talent: Booty Clap (which I haven’t mastered in real life), Squirting (no comment on that one in real life)
Scene Rate: $5,000
Production Company Name: Big Lips Productions
I think more people should accept porn into their lives. Just a little taste here and there.
After my binge, I found a renewed insight into what it is I really want from a partner, why intimacy and passion is much better than rabbit strokes and ways to improve my tricks. I’m good for at least six months.
—STSG
Ladies, is STSG alone in her porn addiction? How often do you dig in your porn stash or indulge in a little self-love? Was I wrong to think that only men enjoy porn? Do you frequent the sites that STSG mentioned? Will you check them out when you get home? How old were you when you saw your first porn flick? What is it about porn that turns you on? Is watching porn a good way to learn new tricks or does it set a false sense of reality? Are there women (and men) that would be offended if their mate wanted to try something they saw in a porn flick on you? What would your porn name be and what would be your special talent? Am I the only one that just isn’t that into porn?
Speak your piece…
UPDATE:
STSG's post on sexual addiction CLICK HERE.
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