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The iPod Vibrator (The Best Invention Ever or Epic Fail?)

Posted by NWSO • August 13, 2009 • Printer-friendly

I was checking out my homie BlogXilla’s site the other day when I saw a very interesting advertisement. In the picture was a woman lying in bed while listening to an iPod with a blurry blue object in her hand that was directly in frame.

The name of the product was OhMiBod and the tagline read, “Feel the Music.” I had no idea what that meant until I looked closer. At the bottom of the ad were the words: “The iPod Vibrator.”

WTF!

Curiosity got the best of me and I clicked the link. I was immediately transported to a vibrant worldwide web of new fangled vibrators that were powered by your iPod. According to the website, they offered “everything you need to keep the ‘O’ in your OhMiBod experience.”

Since I’ve never been to a sex shop, don’t watch porn and have never seen a vibrator in person, I was a bit out of my element. Did you people know about this product and just didn’t tell me? That’s not to say I want or need one of these iPod vibrators, but they sound pretty darn cool.

Compatible with the iPod, iPhone and mp3 players, the OhMiBod synchronizes its vibrations with the intensity and rhythm of whatever song is playing. So while you’re grooving to that track that always gets you in the mood, the OhMiBod will be getting you off.

There’s also the Club Vibe (currently out of stock—Damn, it’s like that, ladies?) and the Hinder VIP, which provide a more discreet, yet freakier, option. Including a mini “bullet” vibrator, these products can be tucked into your panties and fully engaged while you’re out and about seemingly just listening to songs on your music player.

Fellas, take note next time you see a girl rockin’ just a little bit too hard to her iPod. She might actually be getting her Club Vibe on.

I know it seems odd for a man to be gushing over vibrators, but there’s actually one the fellas can enjoy, too. No, they haven’t invented an iPod-compatible head-giving vibrator (just the overpriced Lovebuckle, which is a belt with a secret compartment to store your condoms), but there is one that’s perfect for couples in a LDR (long distance relationship) or heavy into phone sex.

The Boditalk and Boditalk Escort can be synchronized to your iPhone and most cells. Completely wireless, they activate a three-pattern pulse that’s trigged by your phone’s ringer (if in range). The vibration lasts throughout the duration of your phone conversation so you can literally reach out and touch someone.

The only potential hiccup is if your iPod or cell phone batter dies on you. Don’t worry, all the OhMiBods have a battery of their own and can switch to manual mode for music-less stimulation with 7-speeds to choose from.

Ranging in price from $49 to $130, the OhMiBods can be ordered online and usually ship within two business days. They even have special “Pleasure Packs” that offer discounts on bulk orders. Since Wet Wednesdays is about to be on hiatus for a month after next week, perhaps you can cop one (or four) to hold you over until they return.

What do you think of the OhMiBods? Is it a potentially great invention or another waste of money? Does the idea of getting stimulated by your iPod while no one around you knows a turn-on? Would you be brave enough to use the Club Vibe of Hinder VIP in public? Do you think the Boditalk and Boditalk Escort would come in handy for a long distance relationship? If you had one, would you use it during phone sex? Fellas, would you be upset if your girl used a vibrator without you? If not, would you buy her the Boditalk as a present? Does the Lovebuckle sound like a dumb idea?

Speak your piece…

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Tagged as: long distance relationship, OhMiBod, phone sex, porn, Sex, vibrator

AM

Interesting toy, but once I learned how to pleasure myself with just my fingers I havent gone back to the melodic hummmmm of vibrators.

If my man bought me one of those I'd dump him. I'm exaggerating, but I'd be offended. He has a peen (must be a very nice one if i'm sleeping with him) so he better use it!
EmotionalFunk

I learned about the OhmiBod a year or so ago and I wanted it for my ipod! LOL. I decided not to get it though because I just couldn't see my self spending that much dough to get an orgasm. It a cool idea though but there would be no way I'd ever use it in public.
the s

"Since I’ve never been to a sex shop, don’t watch porn and have never seen a vibrator in person" <-----This can't be true, can it? And, I think you should reconsider this WW hiatus...I read your blog daily, but WW is....so necessary.
http://nwso.net NWSO

And why is the damn condom belt $85?!?!? It doesn't even need batteries. They hustlin', for real.
http://nwso.net NWSO

@TheS

Yes, it's true. Clearly, I'm not the freak you people think I am. lol

But no, sorry, WW has to go on hiatus. It would go against everything that I'm trying to accomplish spiritually and mentally during the fast.

If you all are faithful to me and what I put out here on this blog, I'm sure y'all will appreciate me and NWSO for more than sex.

If I lose some support, though, so be it, but I MUST follow my path.
Elle

*smh*

Humans...I swear.
http://thedlife.wordpress.com Ms. Dee

As a proud owner of the OhMyBod I must say that it is worth every penny....so are the other goodies I keep in the toy box under my bed lol. I really have no NEED for the toys, it's just a fun extra for me and that special someone to enjoy together. He actually has no issue with me having vibrators and doesn't mind if I indulge every once in awhile without him and he loves using them on me.

His personal fav of my toys is a rabbit I have nick named Black Lavender (cue Rob and Big). But after he did me DIRTY with it, in a good way, rather than concede defeat and allow him to one up me in the bed again, I put BL in the witness protection program. He know goes by Juan and lives in Mexico.
http://thedlife.wordpress.com Ms. Dee

I meant *now. Forgive me, it's late and I have my iPod on
Ms. Nikki

Wow.
Mz. Ashley

OMG! never heard of this before....sounds GREAT! lol. i dont think i would ever get one because i am good with my fingers. lol.

"Since I’ve never been to a sex shop, don’t watch porn and have never seen a vibrator in person">>>>>WOW! now that is crazy! you just dont know what you are missing out on!

I am glad you are doing a fast and bringing us along with you. Cant wait to get to read 2 blogs a day...thats gonna be the shit! lol. Good luck!
Anonymous One

LOL!! This is just hilarious to me. "There’s also the Club Vibe (currently out of stock—Damn, it’s like that, ladies?)"...lol funny!

I'm excited for your Blog Marathon. Coincedentally, its starting on my birthday so now I can look forward to that date for another reason. 25 is gonna be my year!!
Avah Royal

Lol I haven't herd of this particular product before, but I have one similar to the ones mentioned. I have the panties with the little vibe in the crotch and it includes a remote that my man controls while we're out. So if we're at a party and i'm across the room he can send me a little pleasure and no one knows why we're giggling. Loves it!
litabia

Need to invest in one of those to add to my collection. Maybe the bullet one though.
http://nwso.net NWSO

@Avah Royal

Wow, that's crazy. But sounds fun. LOL
Dc Man with a Plan

just goes to show--in America, there is no such thing as a stupid idea. Think of any ol bullshyt and someone, likely, many someones, will find a way to make it do somethin......A vibrator that's synchronized to music--whoop-whoop. Sounds like another way to be lazy. U can't put some tunes on your CD player while you're using your vibrator? Damn, shortee. They already have bullets and shyt that you can place in your panties and walk around with--so that part isn't new, but I will admit synching it to your ipod so ppl who see you will think you're just grooving to music is slick, but damn, you gotta be on the supa freak side to not be able to leave the house without having orgasms as you walk past the vegetable isle in Giants. I mean, damn, you gotta have orgams throughout the day--every day? That's getting to the sexual ADDICTION point and you likely have problems you need to deal with...i'm all for getting a nut 3-4 times a week, two smashes each outing, but EVERY day you need to have an orgasm? WTF happened to you when you were growning up...lol and SMH......
http://nwso.net NWSO

@ DC MAN

See, that's what I was trying to tell Ms. Nikki the other day. Sometimes it's up to the reader to make up their own scenario from the story (or article) because you really did just make up an entire scenario where the owner of this device was just nuttin every day. LOL

Who even said that, homie? LOL. It's an OPTION to get em on the low throughout the day but not a mandatory use. SMH. You really fille din your own blanks there, buddy.

But as far as the synch to the iPod, I think what's different than just playing music is the iPod vobrator actually rocks (you) to the beat of whatever song your listening to. So if you got some DC perculator ish, watch out now. LOL
Sunset

@Avah Royal
WOW! Never heard of anything like that.

I must admit that I would be terrified to use anything in public. I would be so focused on trying to keep my cool. That, along with whatever I'm doing (walking, working, etc.) would be such a distraction. I just can't see it working for me.

@NWSO
Sooooo, when can we expect the post about your first trip to a sex shop? Because it's pretty much necessary that you visit one. LOL
http://nwso.net NWSO

@Sunset

I doubt it'd be a very exciting adventure. But what do I know. lol
ladyaj

Never heard of the product but it would be a nice addition to my collection! lol
That's funny 'cause I have certain tunes I like to hear in my head while i'm having 'quality time' with myself so that would be an added benefit for me!
litrisha

@Ans
You kill me EVERYTIME....LOL WHY haven't you been to a sex shop, come on now Ans????? I'll let that go that you don't watch Porn, but you haven't been to a sex store...???? Ever?
Second, with that spiritual thing I sure will miss you...and "Wet Wednesdays", what are you doing to me? LOL

Ok on with the blog......maybe it's just me and I'm not as nasty as I thought I was, but that orgasmpod or whatever it is....IT'S CORNY!!!!!! I would like to concentrate with complete silence to get my "personal" freak on. I bought a sex toy once and I don't know if it was a bullet or what but it was so good that I got addicted to it and had to throw it out on the freeway before I was going to turn into a battery or something...LOL I'd rather much just use my towel and umm...well I won't go into detail with that, but yeah the latest sex toy with a Ipod is the most corny I've heard all year-SORRY!
http://nwso.net NWSO

@Litrisha

Too grown for toys

And who said I'm going anywhere, it's just one small facet of what NWSO is that will be in hiatus. The reality that you all crave will still be there, just without the clutter of s-e-x and iPod vibrators.
Avah Royal

@ Sunset That's what make it so fun being in public and no one knows. It's not like anyone can here it. Plus the fact that you dont know when he's gonna hit the button. Pun intended lol

I got it from here

http://www.deepmemories.com/Astrea-Vibrating-Panties_p_357.html
Potato w Jive

i know its been mentioned already, but never watch porn? I dont buy it. Being a guy, and with as much sex talk that goes on here? I mean your NAME is Naked with Socks On. NO PORN Inspiration at all? Suspect. haha
http://nwso.net NWSO

@Potatoe w Jive

Sorry, porn just isn't my thing. I have some tapes I got from work back in 2001 that I watched once of twice with a lady friend but honestly the ish was wack. And as an only child for 10 years, I don't need porn to write just a healthy imagination. I see better with my eyes closed than I do open.
P.Lynn

Oh my wow!
I want one. Nice and pink to match my ipod.
Yessss I have to cop one of these, using his money though to buy it.
I'll let him pick the songs. LoL
Ms_Philadelphia

I agree w/ NWSO.. Im too grown for toys... I know how to get what I want with out "paying for it"..lol

A "healthy" imagination is all thats needed (look ma no hands!..lol)
neo the one

cant knock the hustle..... that shit is right up there with them skinny skinny ass jeans... since when straight leg jeans were not tight enough? lol.... but i digress.... i think it'll catch on.... especially for those with S.O. far away and a call could get the job done? i think it'll add another element to it all... the voice triggers a rhythmic pattern? lmao...
DIVISION

Any man whose ego would be jeapordized by a vibrator has more issues than his girlfriend's sex life.

I tend to think that women who rely in vibrators are the same type who leave the club alone.

Not always, just sayin' though....

If your man can be replaced by a vibrator, it doesn't speak highly of your man's skills.

Since when is penetration the be all/end all of sex?

Foreplay is the best part because it can be changed and rearranged depending on mood and intensity, whereas there are only a finite number of sexual positions and speed/tempos.

People get so caught up in the physical act of intercourse that they forget about the intimacy of their partner in sex.

You haven't really had raw sex until you've had your tongue buried in your girlfriend's asshole for about two hours straight. Toss her salad deep enough that you know the intracacies of her sphincter dilation patterns, which helps for anal sex later.

I have never had a woman not like having her ass deep tongued.........it just made them jones for the anal plunge.
http://www.dirtytalk101.com/ Dom

For those who see phone sex as a romp and nothing more, they usually point out that if there is no physical connection, then there is no sex. “If nothing is getting wet or going into a hole, then it’s not the real thing” is one of the typical arguments. For those, phone sex is just seen as a way to get off, and it’s always nicer to get off with someone else than all on your own. These are the people who can have phone sex with a random stranger off Craigslist or some other internet site, or can call a dating service and get the number of someone who just wants a little aural stimulation, and be perfectly okay with that.