When I’m Horny (How Do You Quench Your Carnal Desires?)

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When I’m horny…

I have difficulty sleeping at night. It feels like all the blood in my veins just rushes to my lower region, engorging me until I’m as hard as a lead pipe.

When I’m horny…

Being alone in my bed becomes the most difficult thing in the world. I toss and turn until I grip my pillow as if it were the woman of my lustful desires and it lulls me to sleep.

When I’m horny…

The tip of my dick becomes super sensitive. The fabric of my boxers brushing ever so gently across my skin is enough to make small droplets of my love ooze out at will.

When I’m horny…

I get real antsy. My hands have a tendency to seek and explore parts of my body that are normally traced by the nimble fingers and agile tongue of a willing woman.

When I’m horny…

I get frustrated easily. Lying on my stomach at night is a torturous endeavor, as my hips have a tendency to thrust involuntarily in my sleep as if I were in the company of my perfect mate.

When I’m horny…

I often awake to this throbbing sensation that beckons my attention. Absentmindedly I sometimes find myself handling the situation before the sound of my alarm clock interrupts.

When I’m horny…

Cold showers are my friends. Something about the cooling fluid flowing over my skin helps to satiate the fire brewing just below the surface of my loins.

When I’m horny…

My senses are alive and every woman that crosses my path becomes an object of desire. I study their gait, the sway of their hips, the fullness of their lips and get lost in their ample bosoms.

When I’m horny…

All I want to do is focus all of this raw, carnal energy on one lucky woman and feel her quiver beneath me and above me. I want her to be the vessel that releases my body from this prison of sexual tension.

When I’m horny…

I think back to all those lustful nights spent with you/her/them and how long it’s been since we’ve shared each others’ bodies. As all these thoughts combine and become one big mental orgy I build up further anticipation for the moment we meet again.

When I’m horny…

I want to taste your love. I want to tear your clothes off and bury my face between your legs.

When I’m horny…

I want to pleasure you. I put it on you like nobody’s business.

When I’m horny…

I want to cuddle. I want to feel your body next to me.

When I’m horny…

I want to fuck. I want to make love.

When I’m horny…

I want to do all of the above and more.

Fin!

How do you deal with an excessive bout of horniness? How hard is it to fall asleep alone when you’re horny? Are you ever tempted to make a call to a local “supplier” or take matters into your own hands? Do you find it harder to go without sex when you’re in a relationship than when you’re single? Does porn or toys help the situation or only make you crave the real thing more? Can you be too old for wet dreams? Do you notice a switch in your mood once you finally get that itch scratched? Are you horny right now?

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NWSO is the brains behind the award-winning site, Naked With Socks On [NWSO.net]. Prior to launching the site in 2008, he spent a decade as a professional journalist penning feature articles for numerous mainstream publications and websites and editor at such notable magazines as The Source, XXL and The Ave. Based on his professional background and personal relationship experiences, NWSO is able to provide fair and honest perspective on the interactions between men and women, as well as the world as a whole. Thousands of readers log on daily to discuss everything from sex and relationships to music and entertainment to current events and hot topics, as well as the site's weekly erotica series Wet Wednesdays, which was dubbed “Best Blog Series” in the 2009 Black Weblog Awards. As for the name, Naked With Socks On is symbolic of how NWSO writes: He reveals everything while still leaving something to the imagination. “Like” the NWSO FaceBook Fan Page Follow NWSO’s rants on Twitter @NakedWithSocks Ask NWSO anything on FormSpring