Archive for October, 2009
When I’m Horny (How Do You Quench Your Carnal Desires?)
When I’m horny… I have difficulty sleeping at night. It feels like all the blood in my veins just rushes to my lower region, engorging me until I’m as hard as a lead pipe. When I’m horny… Being alone in my bed becomes the most difficult thing in the world. I toss and turn until [...]
Am I Different? (30 Days Later)
It’s hard to believe but it’s been 30 days since Ramadan ended, signaling the completion of my 30-day fast and blog marathon. For those new to the site, I went on a month long journey back in August that began HERE and ended THERE, while all THIS happened in between. All in all, it was [...]
Do Women Fall For Pickup Lines? (Tips For Guys)
People often ask me where all the good men and women are. Honestly, they’re all out there it’s just a matter of sorting through all the BS candidates to find the right man or woman for the job. Before there can be a selection process, though, there has to be an approach. In the past [...]
10 Women Hotter Than Marge (Playboy Messed Up)
In case you missed the news (and the image above), Playboy recently revealed their November 2009 cover, which features none other than Marge Simpson. Yes, Homer’s blue haired, yellow skinned, nasally voiced sweetheart is gracing the front page of the landmark men’s magazine. You’re probably asking yourself the exact same thing I did, Why? Well, [...]
PHOTO GALLERY: Hottest Animated Chicks Ever
Below you will find a complimentary photo gallery of some of the hottest cartoon/animated female characters of all time. CLICK HERE to see the piece that inspired this collage and who of the lovely ladies made the TOP 10. Enjoy!
Customize Your Condom Size (How Men Measure Up)
As far as I knew condoms only came in two sizes. In fact, from what I read, the FDA doesn’t allow for condoms that are longer, shorter, thinner, or thicker than the average. So all you have are the “regular” rubbers and Magnums for the lucky bastards brothers that required a little extra room. If [...]
Pretty Toes Were Made For Sucking (Freaky Foot Fetish)
Her name was Sonya. We had been dating for almost a year so it was normal for us to spend time at each other’s home. It was just a regular Wednesday night at my place watching TV when she stretched her long legs across the couch and on to my lap. I thought nothing of [...]
We Can’t Date Because I Don’t Like Your Kid
I was reading The Fly Guy Chronicles the other day and came across a post entitled “Her Behavior is Unacceptable.” One of Fly Guy’s readers wrote in about her warped reverse psychology approach to meeting men. Basically, this woman claimed to be a down-to-earth sweetheart that was willing to do whatever for the right man [...]
