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Taste Your Love (I Want To Lick You Like a Ice Cream Cone)

Woman Licking Cone

Our love
Was like a pint
Of Häagen-Dazs
Coffee ice cream
Because her taste
Was addictive

Each time she touched my lips
It was like a shot
Of caffeine
Hitting my bloodstream

I screamed
She screamed
We all screamed
For coffee ice cream

I felt empty
Without her delicate desserts
To satisfy my sweet tooth
Two scoops of her caramel booty
Were enough to keep
My banana split

All I desired was one
Uninhibited lick
That lasted
Longer than the life
Of a warm sundae
In my apartment

Her delectable nipples
Were like chocolate covered cherries
That I couldn't wait
To devour

Every loose drop
That dripped
Down my cone
And onto her
Creamy thighs
Were what I wanted
To sprinkle with my love

Face first
I melted
In her mouth
While she held me
In her hands
I was whole
In her absence
I was cold

Buried in a freezer
Until she pulled
Out a spoon
And dug into
My soft center
As if my love
Was like a pint
Of Häagen-Dazs
Coffee ice cream
Just enough for two

Fin!

What did you think of this Wet Wednesdays poem? Have you ever included food in your lovemaking? If so, what kinds of food did you use? Do things like whip cream and chocolate sauce amplify foreplay or just make a mess that gets in the way? Fellas, are you turned on by a woman that can really lick an ice cream cone or lollipop? Ladies, have you ever seductively eaten strawberries or bananas to seduce a man? Would you like it if your lover licked you up and down like a human sundae? What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Do you want a share some with me your mate like in this poem?

Speak your piece…

**BONUS**
Def Poet Liza Jessie Petersen “Ice Cream”

Couple eating ice cream

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  • http://spinsterstravels.wordpress.com Spinster

    Well got-DAMN. I'm hungry now. :-|

  • BMW2K

    Why did I read this? Gotta wake the hubby.

  • http://www.twitter.com/raquel_seymone Millionaire In the Making

    Oh... wow... *deep breath* Good job, Ans...

    Gotta share this with the beau...

  • http://www.twitter.com/raquel_seymone Millionaire In the Making

    using food in the bed seems like it would get messy. Where are we suppose to lay after all of the fucking and sucking if there chocolate syrup everywhere?

    I have eaten my food "seductively" for my mate... but I felt really silly. We both got a laugh out of it.
    =)

  • Msde

    Oh hot damn nice poem! Carmel is my favorite! my secret take a carmel square (before getting busy just before) and insert for a lick-tas-tic surprise for your partner! wooooo!!!

  • Anon

    this was too, too, much hon....too much.

    Ummm. Like twenty years ago (damn) when I was a teenager, I thought it would be sexy to do what I had seen in the "movies" so I invited my boyfriend over and went into the fridge and got out some whip cream and the only other thing I could find, my lil brothers chocolate pudding snacks and we went in my room and did the damn thing. We screwed all over the place with whip cream and chocolate everywhere. I poured it over his d*&k and licked it off really slow like Vanessa Del Rio or something, he put whip cream on my nipples and so forth and so on...finally it was close to time for the fam to come home so we showered and cleaned up, I changed the sheets and got the room together. He left and I was *good* - that is until my mother came home and while talking to me in the doorway of my room looked over my shoulder and asked "what the hell is that?" I looked over my shoulder at the wall and to my HORROR there was a big chocolate hand print on the wall!!! Apparently while I was on top I must have balanced myself and didn't realize I had Jell-O pudding on my damn hands!

    I jumped up and started scraping it off before she could take a closer look, blaming it on my four year old brother...

    It took a long time for me to foray back into the world of food and sex.

    Although in college I once had a guy put pineapple rings around my nipples....not a turn on, I gotta say. Just weird.

    My fiance now says he loves to just watch my mouth when I eat anything. He says the I'm overly sensuous when I eat and it turns him on. Go figure.

  • Msde

    @Anon
    almost got caught up by a chocolate hand print...lmao

  • Anon

    yeah...the perils of teenage living!

    eh-em...can you elaborate on the caramel thing? I have used mints (particularly Listerine strips) before giving the orals...but I don't know about this caramel thing...do tell.

  • sweetsexxybrown

    I'm not into coffee flavored icecream, but you sure made me want to get up and get a scoop. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Loved the analogies. That was a good one! (a lil too short for my liking. I like it a lil bit longer than that-but it was still good :) )

    I've definitely done a condiment or two during sex. Yes it is messy, but its worth every messy moment. Sex isn't supposed to be neat. I like it when its hot,messy, sticky and wet! Bring it! I've indulged in a sundae and I've been a sundae.My name ain't sweetsexxybrown for nothin'! :) (I couldn't resist that one,lol)

  • Elle

    Lmaooooo ... Anon, I love that story. That's what usually happens when we all try to imitate the BS we see on movies thinking it's sexy. Sucks to get a reality check in that department.

    Thanks for sharing!

  • *sOuTHeRnCoMfOrt*

    Woooo! I can't handle it! I should have waited til my lunch break to read this! B/c my mind is clearly going to be in the gutter for the rest of the day. That was delicious! ...On top of the fact that I was listening to a little rafael saddiq as I was reading! I have never ventured past a little chocolate syrup but ice cream definetly sounds like it would be wonderful to try. The cold feel of the ice cream followed with the warmness of the breath hitting the skin...

    Let me stop! Ugh! I need to go to work!

  • BMW2K

    LOL @ Anon

    You know she didn't really fall for the younger brother story right? But like most parents, she probably preferred denial to the truth. Too funny.

  • NdotShine

    Wow wow wow.....it is too early in the morning for this.
    Must make a phone call.

  • Elle

    PS: I love ice cream way too much to be abusing it in such blasphemous ways. No, no, no. Whipcream? Ok. But my beloved ice cream? Never that.
    :P

  • -rizle

    This is so hot. It brings tingle to my spine!! Love it!! Yes, I did experiment wit ice cream and loved it!!

  • LDP

    I can definately relate to this...

    See I find men to be very visual creatures and it excites me to know that i can take a peach... bite it, rub it down my neck, across my breasts , slide it to my belly button all the way to my thighs and let my pussy soak up all its juices...and make a man's mouth water at very thought of me!

    LOL! hmmmmmm i love it!

    Being able to satisfy his appetite in more ways than one! Quench his thirst without the use of water... see ice cream is just the dessert but I like to give my man the full course meal.

  • da ThRONe

    Not really a big fan of food and sex. Dont mind it but I wouldnt initiate it either.

  • http://www.mstrecie.com MsTrecie

    Ans, you never seize to amaze me. I love the analogies and the overall read of the poem. You are an amazing writer with an overwhelmingly breathtaking gift.

    I <3 Wet Wednesdays!

  • Shequita

    I wanted this too be longer too...loved it!!

    Whp cream and chocolate, love using those. Makes a mess, just gotta prepare for the mess! When I first tried chocolate syrup it was every damn where we went to sleep stuck to eachtoher lol.

  • Mz. Ashley

    When i was younger i tried to do the whipped cream and hand-cuffs! lol! It was ok, but more laughing then anything.Now i really dont like to mix food with sex... it is just not that sexy to me. Fruit N sex..maybe, but not all the other sticky stuff! Nice poem though....its good to be back! :)

  • Msde

    @Anon
    So with the carmel square make sure its soft enough to mold with your fingers but not to the point where it's melting in your hand... then you smush it flat (I break it off to like three little pieces and roll them into smaller balls of carmel) then you insert the carmel into your vajay-jay (hates that word but don't want to be all tmi lol) you do this right before (oral) sex when you know the lickin is a comming lol your "body" heat will cause the carmel to melt inside... making for a nice suprise for your partner aka the licker lol

  • ~C.

    LOL...great post Ans! I've never had the pleasure of mixing food and sex but I would certainly be down for trying! It would have to be a spur of th e moment type of thing though...me and my man are cooking in the kitchen and bit of flirting and food tasting turns into a refridgerator raid and a romp on the floor. :) That sounds like fun!

  • da ThRONe

    @Ans

    Please no more pics of sistas with there tongues out!

  • CB

    What did you think of this Wet Wednesdays poem?

    Thought the poem was hot...the words and visuals were just enough to get you excited without going overboard.

    Have you ever included food in your lovemaking?
    Yes

    If so, what kinds of food did you use?

    Honey & lemon (for sweet and sour kisses)
    Strawberries
    Whipped Cream
    Bomb pops (you know the red/white/blue popsicles)
    Chocolate syrup
    Maple syrup
    Whipped cream
    Cheesecake (cheesecake factory cheesecake to be exact! The BEST!)

    Do things like whip cream and chocolate sauce amplify foreplay or just make a mess that gets in the way?
    If you know how to lick it all up it doesn't have to be really messy... you just have to use just enough...some folks go overboard and that's where the mess happens.

    Ladies, have you ever seductively eaten strawberries or bananas to seduce a man?
    Yes and have been told I look good doing so.

    Would you like it if your lover licked you up and down like a human sundae?
    But of course

    What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
    I have a few Dulce de leche, Cookies & cream, Vanilla, butter pecan, strawberry

  • LOL

    Man this was a good one on a cold day like this i would something warm to lay in .

  • b.better

    Wow, that definitely has me a little creamy in the work place. But yes I've tried food in bed whip cream, ice cream, chocolate syrup, and maple syrup. It was fun but very very sticky.

  • Deen

    As long as we do it at her place I'm cool with it. I like my sheets too damn much for messy shit.

  • mabbott

    wow i ah yea, i m going to run to 31flavors to try to find me some of what he has, any one want any thing...

    that was a hot piece of work...

  • thtgirl

    Oh my..... love it :D

  • YoungJay

    Have you ever included food in your lovemaking?
    A lil whipped cream on a girls nipples makes em extra tasty.
    If so, what kinds of food did you use?
    Whip cream

    Do things like whip cream and chocolate sauce amplify foreplay or just make a mess that gets in the way?
    The chocolate sauce just sounds way too messy...cue Anon's story lol

    Fellas, are you turned on by a woman that can really lick an ice cream cone or lollipop?
    Yeah...Some women just eat anything really sensuously...depends on the girl.

    Would you like it if your lover licked you up and down like a human sundae?
    More Like a chocolate ice pop.

    What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
    Cookies and Cream

    Do you want a share some with me your mate like in this poem?
    I'll re-send this to Elle and she if she invites me over for a late snack ; )

  • shor5ty1

    Loved it. I have tried a lot of foods but never ice cream. The whole food thing is fun and messy but very much worth it!

  • Elle

    LoL@Jay ... how about some caramel? *clears throat*

  • Organized Chaos

    Anon--LMAO!! The chocolate hand print.....ROTFL! NWSO, you bout to make me call somebody! That was HOT!
    Have you ever included food in your lovemaking? If so, what kinds of food did you use?
    --Yes, Ice, mints, cough drops....never tried ice cream, but I may have to after reading this little ditty!

    Do things like whip cream and chocolate sauce amplify foreplay or just make a mess that gets in the way?
    --Dunno, never tried them, but, again, I just may have to after the poem and the comments....lol

    Ladies, have you ever seductively eaten strawberries or bananas to seduce a man?
    --Never either of those foods, but, I did purposely go on a first date with guy at the local ice cream parlor and, well, did my thing...his face was priceless!

    Would you like it if your lover licked you up and down like a human sundae?
    --HELL YEAH!! Just as long as he knew what he was doing......

    What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
    --To actually eat and not play with, um, a few different kinds but if it has chocolate bits, toffee bits, caramel bits in it, I'm all over it, oh, and strawberry too.

    Do you want a share some with me your mate like in this poem?
    --Sure would ;-)

  • Organized Chaos

    Anon–LMAO!! The chocolate hand print…..ROTFL! NWSO, you bout to make me call somebody! That was HOT!

    Have you ever included food in your lovemaking? If so, what kinds of food did you use?
    –Yes, Ice, mints (Altoids, in particular), cough drops (disclaimer*if you're sensitive, don't try the altoids, you'll be very sorry!)….never tried ice cream, but I may have to after reading this little ditty!

    Do things like whip cream and chocolate sauce amplify foreplay or just make a mess that gets in the way?
    –Dunno, never tried them, but, again, I just may have to after the poem and the comments….lol

    Ladies, have you ever seductively eaten strawberries or bananas to seduce a man?
    –Never thought about being seductive with either of those foods, but, I did purposely go on a first date with guy at the local ice cream parlor and, well, did my thing…his face was priceless!

    Would you like it if your lover licked you up and down like a human sundae?
    –HELL YEAH!! Just as long as he knew what he was doing……

    What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
    –To actually eat and not play with, um, a few different kinds but if it has chocolate bits, toffee bits, caramel bits in it, I’m all over it, oh, and strawberry too.

    Do you want a share some with me your mate like in this poem?
    –Sure would ;-)

  • http://popinfresh26@yahoo.com popinfresh26

    MMMMMMMMMM SOOOO DELICIOUS @ SENSUAL.
    I loved the poem . Ahhh muy calor..

  • YoungJay

    Make it a caram-elle sundae and I'm there ; )

  • uhmmmm.

    cucumbers make great dildos.

  • Elle

    Caram-elle sundae it is then :)

  • Siantej

    Wu-Tang "Ice Cream" is playing in the background.

  • http://nwso.net NWSO
  • http://morningerection.wordpress.com Tom Baker

    My wife is the object of my tongue's desire. She tastes better than any gourmet dish and responds to my tasting like no ice cream cone could. I love me some April.

  • Southern Poise

    I was tickled at this...you are too much.... had a half grin on my face, licking my lips over here... lol