“Completely flat, like she doesn’t need to wear a bra? Nah, I don’t think I want to do that. Anything is possible, I just choose not to at this moment. I’m pretty forgiving when it comes to women’s bodies. We’re human and none of us are perfect, but if she’s a carpenter’s dream (flat as a board) then I’d have to pass. It would be like dating a child. The thought of that makes me a lil sick in my stomach. As for a disproportioned broad—a chick built like a candy apple—I can’t fuck with that either. I need some kind of breast; it helps define femininity to me. I’m no stone cold breast man but I need at least a B cup; something to fill a bra out in some way. Overall, I think it has to do with society’s perception of women and it’s fascination with breasts. They are the fountains of life, so to speak, and we all want to drink from it.”
“I don’t equate breast size with femininity. General curviness and a sexy walk (legs and hips, and shoulders and neck all count, too), eyes, smile, complexion, personal style—I’d rank these above breast size… My eyes don’t go right to the chest, personally. Hopefully I’ve racked up enough checkmarks in the other categories so if she is flat chested, it’s, “Oh, small up top. Well, that’s cool ’cause A) the body is banging B) the smile is irresistible C) the skin is delicious D) the eyes make me wanna get her alone and see what’s really good. So no I’m not completely turned off on that alone, and yes a banging batti definitely brings her total GPA (gorgeous pt. avg.) up… To see a woman with a great rack AND backside AND all the other components is to see a woman with a line of dudes a block long following her and trying to get her attention with pickup lines!”
“Breast size never really mattered to me, but then again, I’m an ass man. Sometimes it even seems like a fatty means a women is destined to be a part of the itty bitty titty committee. For instance, chicks who run track are generally banging below the waist and lacking up top. But as long as they’ve got a tight wig and grill, they’re good to go. But to answer your question, no, I don’t equate breast size with femininity. That seems like a convention of beauty started by Europeans to champion their women’s greatest asset. You know, John Mayer style…. The first thing that comes to mind when I see a women with a minus A is, what’s she working with back there? I almost expect it to be a treat. If nothing’s there, she’s not even a blip on the radar. A flat chest will be overlooked in favor of a fat ass on any day.”
MR. AWKWARD MOMENT
“I’ve dealt with women of all shapes and sizes. Most of the women I’ve been were in the C’s and below except for a couple of chicks who had D’s and one who had a size F (and they weren’t droopy but firm and perky—ah, memories… LOL).
I do recall one time being with a women who had no breasts whatsoever. She was a petite woman with a very beautiful face and sexy figure who had a nice fluffy for her size. She worked in fashion, so her dress and walk was mean. She had all the qualities any man would want in a woman—and she loved sports! But after a few sexual encounters—although the sex was very good—I couldn’t get past the fact that she was flat chested. It was a little weird when I would gaze down at her while in the act and I would feel as though she wasn’t a fully developed women, despite the fact she was in her 20s. Ultimately, it did effect our relationship and things ended shortly after. I’m not completely against small breasts, but I think I may be slightly bothered if there’s nothing at all.”
MR. BOOBIES ON A BUDGET
“If I see a chick with a flat chest, she absolutely must have a phat ass to even be considered in the running. Even in that case, you’ll always be thinking, ‘Damn, if only she had the titties to match.’ Thinking long term, we ain’t all the way out of this recession yet, and no brother on a budget wants to have the, ‘Maybe I should get implants’ (read: help me pay for them) convo. Mind you, a woman can be very feminine without a booming chest, but breasts are just too much fun to play with.”
MR. HOMIE DON’T PLAY THAT
“A minus cups do subtract from a woman’s femininity a bit because breasts are a part of a woman’s attractiveness. But they can easily be offset like any physical characteristic a woman may have. Gorgeous face with a fat ass and A cups ain’t that bad at all. Flat ass, though, is an absolute no no.”
“If her chest is small/flat, EVERYTHING else better be BANGING. Otherwise I’ll pass. Breasts just kinda separate the girls from the women.”
Do you equate breast size to femininity? Do you view women who are flat chested differently then women that are well endowed? Were any of female readers teased for being flat chested? At what age did you finally grow out? If you never did, do you feel intimidated by women who are bigger up top or are you comfortable with your body? Have you ever contemplated implants? Any top heavy women that wish they were smaller? Why? Fellas, do you view flat chested women differently? Are you able to overlook a flat chest for a big booty/personality? Does breast size matter to you?
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