Who’s the Hottest Celebrity Mom? (MILF Awards 2010)

0 Posted by - May 7, 2010 - Entertainment & Celebrities

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Last year around this time I did the MILF Awards 2009 (Celebrity Crush Special Edition). It was my own perverted special way of doing a Mother’s Day post that wasn’t your average I-love-my-mama.

What did I get for my troubles? A couple chuckles and comments, and lost a FaceBook friend who thought my “honoring” of attractive women that happen to be mothers was “sexist.”

Go figure.

Despite all that, I figured it was only right I keep the MILF Awards going in 2010. There were actually quite a few celebrities that crossed the threshold into motherhood recently and since I’ve been told I give single mothers a hard time, it’s a nice change of pace to salute some moms that got it going on.

For the record, I already know that some women take offense to the term “MILF,” but I use it lovingly. Although the acronym has a sexual undertone, let’s just focus on the first three letters and consider this a list of Mothers I Love.

While I’m highlighting celebrities for the sake of familiarity and not revealing my own secret crushes on some hot young moms in my personal circle (shhh), let’s all be sure to celebrate mothers of all ages, races, and classes. Not just this weekend, but every day. Moms are the strongest creatures on this planet and you’re never too old to tell yours you love her and thanks for giving you life.

I know real women don’t have the luxury of personal trainers and airbrushing, but you don’t have to look like any of the women below to be beautiful in the eyes of your loved ones. Real women have curves, dimples and “imperfections,” and I love y’all for them just the same. Without further ado, here are my personal picks for the MILF Awards 2010 (Celebrity Crush Special Edition).

NIVEA

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Although some might classify her as a “cutugly” (cute x ugly), Nivea always did it for me, mainly for her thick factor. She may have a penchant for celebrity men like The-Dream and Lil Wayne, but she and her baby phat are all good in my book.

LAUREN LONDON

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You can’t mention one of Wayne’s baby mamas without the other(s). Although Lauren lost cool points in a lot of people’s eyes for having a Maury moment with Mr. Carter, she’s still a dime in my book. What I love most about LL is the fact that she still comes off as an all-American girl that hasn’t gotten caught up in Hollywood politics. I could be totally wrong; but I can still dream, right?

CHRISTINA MILIAN

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While we’re on the subject of dreams, I might as well highlight The-Dream’s wife. Ms. Milian, I mean, Mrs. Nash has always been a stunning woman. Funny enough, I generally overlook her because she’s almost too pretty if that makes any sense. Regardless of that fact, now that she’s a mommy she’s a shoe-in for being a Mother I Love, Fondly.

KEYSHIA COLE

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Despite her rough edges, Keyshia has one of the most angelic voices out. I’ve been a fan of hers since the first time I heard her debut album, The Way It Is. Pouring all of her emotions into each note, she’s like a modern-day Mary J. Blige, just with bigger boobs. For a slim girl Keyshia is surprisingly top heavy (so is Rah Digga by the way) and what man doesn’t like a woman with surprises?

PAULA PATTON

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I’ll admit that Paula flew under my radar for the most part, but when I hit Twitter (follow me @NakedWithSocks) yesterday looking for a recent celebrity mom to round out my quintet Robin Thicke’s wife’s name came up. After a quick Google search, I discovered that I’d peeped some of her work before (i.e. Idlewild and Déjà Vu) and thought she was cute, now I know she is.

Did I miss any recent celebrity moms that got it going on? Were you surprised by some of my picks? Did you peg all of these women as my type? Are you offended by the term MILF? How are you celebrating Mother’s Day?

Speak your piece…


  • mizze

    I humbly agree with that list.

    Lauren London takes the cake though!! THOSE DIMPLES!!! *no homo*

    I am not offended by the term milf.. I pray to be referred to one when i have kids..

    *** disclaimer: i do not actually PRAY to be one***

  • Deen

    I’ll take Mrs. Robin Thicke for $100 please…

  • lola289

    aw cute pic of Lauren!

    I’ll say Lauren…cute name!

    I kno Wayne hook’d that child up… lol!

  • http://sinfullyo.blogspot.com/ Sinful?yo

    i co-sign paula and lauren. the others ehh…not so much. i’ve never liked milian. i like keyshia but her and nivea come across uber-ghetto. keyshia seems reformed but ehh.

    my mother’s day is probably going to involve going to the casino smh. these women in my family have problems lmao.

  • Elle

    Yeahhhh, Mrs Robin Thicke it is for me too.

  • http://www.twitter.com/duepayer duepayer

    Paula P hands down. Robin Thicke came up with that one. Claude have mercaaay! I’ve got my money on her.

    Oh yeah and any chick that let Weezy knock her up is automatically disqualified in my book

  • Phantom

    I’m not sure if anyone on this list is touching the 1st one. Possibly Paula P…

  • Kitty1026

    Based upon what you have described as “your type,” I was very surprised by this list… Not taking away from any of their hottness, because they are hot, I just expected some more diversity!

  • http://nwso.net NWSO

    DAMN

    I forgot Jennifer Hudson. My bad.

    **Hangs head in shame** LOL

  • http://nwso.net NWSO

    @Phantom

    Well, last year I had an open window for all the hot moms. This time around I left it to RECENT moms so a smaller pool to choose from.

    @Kitty

    Who do you think was missing out of RECENT celeb moms? I really couldn’t think of any notable new mothers outside of the above and J-Hud.

    Who’d I miss for “diversity” that has a baby in the last 12 months or so?

  • http://sleep-is-the-cousin-of-death.blogspot.com/ MadScientist7

    this list is a beast. i agree with all of them although i don’t see what the hype is about paula patton. she’s ok but she just doesn’t do it for me.

    lauren london is/was my favorite. only drawback to her is who her baby’s father is.

  • Rastaman

    My general rule is not to hold a woman’s past loves as a negative factor in her overall sexiness/attractiveness but the exception is Lil Wayne’s (aka Ghetto Gremlin) ladies. I know even a pygmy sitting on stacks raises his sexiness level in some ladies eyes but in his case, its better you told me that you were twisted or a case temporary insanity. I don’t know Weezy personally and he may be a fine fella but I get the same thoughts looking at him when I look at Beetlejuice of Howard Stern infamy.

    So with that being said Ans, your fired for your inclusion of Nivea and Lauren Landon and you exclusion of the much improved Ms Hudson!!
    I am just saying, yo.

  • chillo

    For diversity, I’d say Kendra Wilkinson or Gisele Bundchen.

  • Anonymous

    Yo where is Halle Berry at?

  • http://nwso.net NWSO

    @Chillo

    I’ll had to Google to find out who those women are, they’re not on my celebrity radar. :(

    Just looked up and their faces look familiar but I have no idea who they are. LOL

    @Anonymous (pick a name it’s easier)

    Halle was on last year’s list. Peep link at top of post.

  • Kitty1026

    Add Jill Scott! #curvygirlsunite

  • Scorpio Temptress

    what about Jill scott she just had a baby also.
    and Kimora had that adorable baby Kenzo with Djimon honsou
    Out of everyone on the list I’ll go with paula Patton and christina milian they are the only ones thats are married not saying that not being married is a problem but being married is great! I rather be somebody’s wife then baby mova # wuteva.

  • Chameleon1228

    Hey, you can’t forget about Jill Scott.

  • http://nwso.net NWSO

    @Kitty & Scorpio Temptress

    Jill Scott was last year. Peep the link at the top of the post.

    Like I said/wrote I kept this year’s to this year since I did an open door last year. Peep the 2009 list y’all…

    Oh, and no Kimora allowed on my lists. lol

  • Scorpio Temptress

    whats your beef with kimora LOL oh and what about Kelis?? got beef with her too

  • http://nwso.net NWSO

    @Scorpio Temptress

    She just doesn’t do it for me, so for that reason she’s disqualified. LOL

  • Kitty1026

    My bad… I didn’t read last year’s list.

    But YES to Kimora… you can love her or hate her, but you can’t deny her fabulosity! I give props to anyone who pushes a stroller in stilettos!

  • Scorpio Temptress

    LOL ok. Kimora is fabulous but to each his own! and I also failed to read last year’s list my bad.

  • bogart4017

    Gotta have Kelis on the list! Those around-the-way girl looks have been driving me nuts for 10 years now.

  • http://nwso.net NWSO

    @Bogart

    Sorry, Kelis is banned too. LOL

  • Kitty1026

    I’m gonna co-sign on that Kelis ban… She’s not a MILF because if you have a baby with her, you will be BROKE! Nas needs a new lawyer… ASAP!

  • bogart4017

    @NWSO—lol. I figured by this list you might be getting more open-minded in your old age. I see you are just as picky as ever (wink)

  • ArtistActivist

    Great choices, Ans! Here are a few more…in random order:

    SALLI RICHARDSON-WHITFIELD
    (my long-time favorite!)
    http://www.king-mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/sallirichardson_inside.jpg

    DENISE RICHARDS
    (I would’ve gotten caught up with shorty just like “Undercover Brother” did)
    http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/06/01/denise-richards-stripper.jpg

    ERYKAH BADU
    (I always liked Badu but the new video made me a true believer!)
    http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/badhu.jpg

    REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS
    (I mean, the grill is just ridiculous)
    http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Rebecca-rebecca-romijn-968031_1024_768.jpg

    JENNIFER LOPEZ
    (there’s only one J.Lo!)
    http://themocialite.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/jennifer-lopez1.jpg

  • bogart4017

    @artistactivist—Denise drank a little too much of the looney juice. I guess being married to Charlie will make you do that.

  • http://sleep-is-the-cousin-of-death.blogspot.com/ MadScientist7

    i agree with NWSO. kimora and kelis need to be left off this list. kelis for good reason. o_0

  • QuoteMan

    I just checked last year’s list, that was classic – nothing but all-stars. It leaves this year’s in the dust.

    P.S. What’s funny is the difference a day makes; yesterday, we were prematurely writing our eulogies; today, it’s whose mother we wanna bang.

    Gotta love it.

  • QuoteMan

    On this year’s list, I must say, Lauren London can still get it.

  • Private Dancer

    Is this just for first time NEW moms? This is a fun one by the way. Perfect for a spring/summer Friday when we’re all starting to feel that hot weather pull toward getting it in. Y’all know what I mean. ;o)

  • http://shastimuli.com Stimuli

    J. Hudson is definitely a sleeper, sumthin bout a thick chick showin cleavage(always) that can sang effortlessly…other than that tho I agree with the list. Wldnt touch any of em tho, celeb womb breaks up households…ask Swizz and Dwayne Wade

  • theINTELLECT

    Jill Scott looks so great and so does my girl J Hud!!!! Sholuld we mention Sandra Bullock since she picked up her black baby (even though I still find her announcement suspect)?

  • da ThRONe(from L.A.)

    All in all good list. My personal favorite is Christian Milian.

  • lola289

    MY BAD! JILL SCOTT ALL the way!
    Her and Paula prolly are the BEST! lol!

  • tRACS

    Haahahhaaahahha@ bANNING kELIS.

  • Sherell

    @RastaMan
    I so agree about Lil Wayne . Yuck!!!!!

    I am not sure who was on last years list but IMO this year’s list seemed so B or C list. But I digress. whatever floats your boat.

  • Anonymous

    Erykah Badu
    Jill Scott
    Stacey Dash
    Chilli

  • http://ecstasykmichele.blogspot.com Kaye Michele

    My FB status for Mother’s Day gave homage to all the MILFs out there…the term is cute to me! Not offended at all! =o)

    That being said, you get a #fiftyfive (read: fail) for including LL and Nivea on the list. I mean, really…have they SEEN Lil Wayne?? *scratches head* (I say this with love…) I totally agree with the rest, though. I’ve always though Christina Milian was beautiful…but I must really be behind on my celeb info, I didn’t know she was married to the Dream and a mother now! Wow!

    And yes, Kelis is DEFINITELY banned…lol

  • http://akynos.com Akynos

    wait! lauren london has a baby by lil wayne???? and christina milian has a baby??? where in the hell have i been!!

  • http://akynos.com Akynos

    and by the way the term MILF isn’t an issue. it’s the term cougar i wish they’ll ban before i get to that stage in life.

  • Cece Nichole

    I concur with your list except your forgot Halle Berry! But I’m referred to as a MILF from time to time and i think it’s a compliment. When you have a baby sometimes it feels like the sexy is gone but when someone refers to you as a MILF it’s like ookayyy…heyyyy…lol

  • http://liferequiresmorechocolate.com Tiffany

    Paula Patton is gorgeous. I need to find my MILF shirt.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate
    Tiffany

  • http://www.reverbnation.com/dincrediblekeli Kel-i

    Yes, I’d have Christina Millan and yes, put a little Keyshia Cole on the side. How much is the bill please?

    http://www.reverbnation.com/dincrediblekeli

  • LaMonte

    let’s just pretend u r…..call me!!

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  • Bjbenji123

    We’re the fuck is holly willoughby