Who’s the Hottest Celebrity Mom? (MILF Awards 2010)

Last year around this time I did the MILF Awards 2009 (Celebrity Crush Special Edition). It was my own perverted special way of doing a Mother’s Day post that wasn’t your average I-love-my-mama.

What did I get for my troubles? A couple chuckles and comments, and lost a FaceBook friend who thought my “honoring” of attractive women that happen to be mothers was “sexist.”

Go figure.

Despite all that, I figured it was only right I keep the MILF Awards going in 2010. There were actually quite a few celebrities that crossed the threshold into motherhood recently and since I’ve been told I give single mothers a hard time, it’s a nice change of pace to salute some moms that got it going on.

For the record, I already know that some women take offense to the term “MILF,” but I use it lovingly. Although the acronym has a sexual undertone, let’s just focus on the first three letters and consider this a list of Mothers I Love.

While I’m highlighting celebrities for the sake of familiarity and not revealing my own secret crushes on some hot young moms in my personal circle (shhh), let’s all be sure to celebrate mothers of all ages, races, and classes. Not just this weekend, but every day. Moms are the strongest creatures on this planet and you’re never too old to tell yours you love her and thanks for giving you life.

I know real women don’t have the luxury of personal trainers and airbrushing, but you don’t have to look like any of the women below to be beautiful in the eyes of your loved ones. Real women have curves, dimples and “imperfections,” and I love y’all for them just the same. Without further ado, here are my personal picks for the MILF Awards 2010 (Celebrity Crush Special Edition).

NIVEA

Although some might classify her as a “cutugly” (cute x ugly), Nivea always did it for me, mainly for her thick factor. She may have a penchant for celebrity men like The-Dream and Lil Wayne, but she and her baby phat are all good in my book.

LAUREN LONDON

You can’t mention one of Wayne’s baby mamas without the other(s). Although Lauren lost cool points in a lot of people’s eyes for having a Maury moment with Mr. Carter, she’s still a dime in my book. What I love most about LL is the fact that she still comes off as an all-American girl that hasn’t gotten caught up in Hollywood politics. I could be totally wrong; but I can still dream, right?

CHRISTINA MILIAN

While we’re on the subject of dreams, I might as well highlight The-Dream’s wife. Ms. Milian, I mean, Mrs. Nash has always been a stunning woman. Funny enough, I generally overlook her because she’s almost too pretty if that makes any sense. Regardless of that fact, now that she’s a mommy she’s a shoe-in for being a Mother I Love, Fondly.

KEYSHIA COLE

Despite her rough edges, Keyshia has one of the most angelic voices out. I’ve been a fan of hers since the first time I heard her debut album, The Way It Is. Pouring all of her emotions into each note, she’s like a modern-day Mary J. Blige, just with bigger boobs. For a slim girl Keyshia is surprisingly top heavy (so is Rah Digga by the way) and what man doesn’t like a woman with surprises?

PAULA PATTON

I’ll admit that Paula flew under my radar for the most part, but when I hit Twitter (follow me @NakedWithSocks) yesterday looking for a recent celebrity mom to round out my quintet Robin Thicke’s wife’s name came up. After a quick Google search, I discovered that I’d peeped some of her work before (i.e. Idlewild and Déjà Vu) and thought she was cute, now I know she is.

Did I miss any recent celebrity moms that got it going on? Were you surprised by some of my picks? Did you peg all of these women as my type? Are you offended by the term MILF? How are you celebrating Mother’s Day?

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