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Who Do You Fantasize About? (A Long Time Cumming)

WORDS BY RONNIE6676

He said he’d been thinking about me since the 7th grade. Since we were both in our late 20s now, that’s a long time to be…

Thinking…

Wanting…

Fantasizing…

Except, this wasn’t a fantasy.

I was sitting in Raymond’s living room, reminiscing and laughing about the good ol’ days, and I found myself glancing at him. The years had done him well. He was tall and muscular, and a shade of chocolate brown that made me want to run my tongue…

“Jasmine.”

The sound of my name flowing from his beautiful, full, juicy lips interrupted my thoughts.

Ray wanted to know if I was okay. He’d noticed the goose bumps on my arms and asked if I was cold.

“No, I’m alright,” I replied.

Still, he grabbed my hand and began to massage it between his.

Just the mere touch of this man’s hands took my breath away, but I gathered myself and looked at him. He was staring directly into my brown eyes and I felt as if I was completely exposed.

Naked.

With no socks on.

Attempting to take back control, I gently pulled my hand back and teased, “Stop trying to run game on me.”

“I couldn’t possibly be running game on you, Jazz, because I don’t have any,” he laughed. “Besides,” he continued in his low bass-filled voice, “I wouldn’t want to risk losing you for the second time.”

Again, I found the oxygen levels in the room quickly depleting and could only look at him like a deer caught in headlights.

Ray reached out and grabbed my hand again, pulling me towards his lap. I resisted a little but not so much as to keep myself from being guided to the exact spot he wanted me in.

He put his strong arms around me and I placed my head on his shoulder.

It felt right.

This closeness…

So intimate…

So real.

Being in the moment with this man was exactly where I was meant to be.

I exhaled.

We stayed in this embrace for what seemed like forever—just being close, breathing. Until, he stood me up and proceeded to undress me.

No words were exchanged and normally I would protest such a bold move, but something about it just felt right.

Ray was so gentle and sure. Even with his large manly hands there was no sense of clumsiness.

I felt utterly open and unselfconscious, as he took in my form with his dark eyes. As he slowly scanned my now-exposed body, it was as if he drank in the soft golden glow of my skin.

The curve of my hips…

The round fullness of my breasts and ass...

He smiled.

It was actually more of a half smile, as he licked his gorgeous lips.

Slowly, Ray stood and undressed himself until standing before me was an Adonis, drenched in the sweetest milk chocolate. Any Grecian sculpture would be in awe of his body.

As my eyes made their way down his broad chest, chiseled stomach and finally stopping below his waist, I couldn’t help but bite my bottom lip in anticipation. I had a sweet tooth and now all I could think about was having this big, thick, chocolate bar inside of me.

With my gaze still transfixed on him, I watched as Ray put on a condom before he sat back down on the couch and guided me onto his lap. He wasted no time placing himself inside me.

He had, after all, been fantasizing about this moment since the 7th grade.

I’d been wet for the past half-hour so he slid in with very little resistance. As he parted my lips and eased inside, it was as if we were made for each other. My love box expertly crafted to mold perfectly to him.

As Ray swayed his hips underneath me, I began to squirm and he gripped my waist tightly and held me still. Staring into my eyes, he whispered, “Relax and just let it be.”

I did as I was instructed and the tension in the small of back eased up, making his penetration that much deeper. Ray’s fingers traced up my back in unison, while my arms draped around his neck. He trailed kisses down my neck towards each nipple, teasing them with his tongue and making it difficult for me to remain focused on my steady gyrations.

Just when I felt as if I would burst from needing, Ray eased me off his lap and onto the castoff pillows that had fallen onto the floor.

He entered me so quickly and thoroughly that I screamed his full government name, bookmarked with obscenities.

“Shit…! Raymond Darnell Thompson… That dick feels so fuckin’ good…”

That excited him.

He placed both my legs on his shoulders, while his hands gripped my ass, and he proceeded to work me like a jazz musician works his instrument. As if I was his sax and his living room the stage. He climbed the scales, higher and higher.

Do… Ray… Me… Fuck!

He took my body so high, that my vision began to blur and my legs began to quake. He smiled at me and whispered, “I love the way you respond to my stroke.”

I tried to find my voice, but before I could even muster up a response he flipped me onto my stomach and entered me from the back.

Deeper…

Longer…

Harder…

Strokes were delivered as he gripped my waist and I buried my face in the pillow to muffle my screams.

He made me feel as if only he and I existed.

Finally, I looked back at him, as I felt myself near melting for the second time. I could see in his eyes that he was as close to erupting as I was. So I pushed back, matching his every stroke. The melody of my ass slapping against his stomach filled the room, until we both exploded.

We stayed joined together for a few moments in that same position, until he leaned over and kissed the nape of my neck. Then, he slapped my ass playfully, and said, “That’s what you get for making me wait so long.”

Fin!

Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone? Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about? Would you ever act on it if you had the chance? Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart? Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen? How many fantasies have you lived out? Are you into spanking? What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?

Speak your piece…

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  • lola289

    *Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?
    Yea… sigh*

    *Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?
    One? not really… got a few

    *Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?
    Don’t know… I can be a prude! lol

    *Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?
    Nope…when I done Im done!

    *Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?
    Nope…

    *How many fantasies have you lived out?
    a few…

    *Are you into spanking?
    Haha! *BLUSH* ;-)

    *What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?
    Excellent Story Ronnie!

  • http://ecstasykmichele.blogspot.com Kaye Michele

    "Do… Ray… Me… Fuck! "

    Clever!! Yaaay Miss Ronnie!!

    To answer the usual NWSO questions...

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?

    Of course I have. Everyone has one, whether they'll admit it or not. It's just a matter of how you compartmentalize it.

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?

    Consider me fantasizing...right...now.

    Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?

    Um...I kinda did...*blush*

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?

    I did, once.

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?

    I fully believe in destiny, fate, and karma. It's all about the energy that you put out and get in.

    How many fantasies have you lived out?

    I've lived out a few fantasies and developed new ones in the process. *wink*

    Are you into spanking?

    No comment...

    What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?

    As I just tweeted...YAAAAAAY RONNIE!!!

  • Lola

    I see what you did there!

    - Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?
    Yes! Since high school!

    - Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?
    Mmmm.... It's weird, I always fantasize about the person I'm currently seeing, or last person I slept with that was really good, or of someone that makes me fantasize about them that I've never even met... *hint hint

    - Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?
    Yes and I did too! It was more than what I would have ever expected. It was so good, oh my gosh was it good! Lets just say that he literally tore me up! Mmmm f*ck!

    - Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?
    Past as in ex-lovers or just someone in general from the past? But yes I have and see above lol

    - Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?
    Sometimes, but you have to be able to make your own destiny happen.

    - How many fantasies have you lived out?
    So far none, but I've had sex in places that I've never thought I would and enjoy it so much. I can honestly say I love the fact of maybe being caught or being watched, it turns me on so much... I gues you can say I am starting to like the thought of me being an exhibitionist.

    - Are you into spanking?
    Hard and pull my hair while you're doing it!

    - What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?
    Great job!

    Now excuse me while I go and shower.

    xoxo
    Lola

  • MultipleHeart

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?- Yes, going on two years.

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?- Yes, every day.

    Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?- Without a doubt I would.

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?- No. Weird I might talk to them but get physical...nope.

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?- I would like to think so...isn't that what we call "fate".

    How many fantasies have you lived out?- 3...and details to those 3 is a Wet Wednesday in itself...hmmmm

    Are you into spanking?- Playfully once, or twice, just like in the story is perfect for me.

    What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?- I WANT MORE... Whew!!!! HOT HOT HOT. Job well done!!!!

  • http://singablackgirlssong.wordpress.com TBoogie

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?

    Yes. Still do...

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?

    Yeah, but we have committed to being friends now so...

    Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?

    I don't know. He would def have to make the first move bc I'd be waaaay too embarrassed if he rejected me or worse "reminded" me that we are supposed to be just friends.

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?

    Yessir... twice. Once magical. The second -- forgettable.

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?

    I actually kinda do think that...but I have some hidden fairy dust behind my ears so you can't mind me.

    How many fantasies have you lived out?

    Too few unfortunately.

    Are you into spanking?

    Yup. Aren't you?

    What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?

    Very nice Ronnie. I liked your little play on words.

  • sunshyne84

    I was wondering who wrote this. I knew it had to be a female. There's no way you could have captured the feeling so well. lol

    I've had long term crushes. There's this one guy who I'm not exactly crushing on anymore, but if we were left in a room together....

  • http://nwso.net/ NWSO

    Hmmph,

    You lucky I don't get offended easy.

    #Doubters *mumble mumble**
    :P

  • http://liferequiresmorechocolate.com Tiffany

    You just described the relationship I have with a friend of mine. Damn I can't wait till he is in town again.
    He have had a long term crush on one another for years and never knew the other had any feelings.
    Fantasize is an understatement.
    Clearly I have acted upon it.
    Yep even though we have this connection we are destined to be apart.
    Fantasies are great to live out and he and I match on every level when it comes to this.
    Spanking fun, fun, fun.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate
    Tiffany

  • bogart4017

    Yes i've had a long-term crush (close to 30 yrs)
    There is more than one person i fantasize abt (i've a vivid imagination and lots of down time).
    I did hook up with someone i fantasized abt once and oh my God reality was waaaaayy better than fantasy!!!
    If relationships are bound to happen you have no control over it. Some people try to force it by calling it "destiny". You can't know that until you are in way over your head.
    One fantasy i can remember living out is making love on the island of Oahu.
    Spanking?..........
    For a first attempt at erotic writing? Coulda fooled me. I thought i was reading a piece by a life-long professional.

  • Ronnie6676

    I'm gonna have to give this gal Ronnie 2 thumbs up!!

    #imjustsaying LOL

    But on a serious note, thanks for giving me the opportunity to try something different and I hope ya'll enjoy :)

  • Ronnie6676

    LMAO
    Don't cry...you know girls do it better ;)

    No, seriously you did an awesome job with the edit. Thnx again for allowing me to try a different genre of writing.

  • MsBlackmanSays

    Great job Ronnie, definitely made me think.

    Yes I've had a few long term crushes and at different points in my life was able to act on some of them...and thankfully was never disappointed.

    There are 1-2 peeps I still fantasize about/crush on, and if I felt the vibe was mutual I'd totally act on it.

    I think you can help determine your fate but somethings, no matter how hard you try will never be...and sometimes that's a good thing.

    I have been fortunate to live out a few fantasies but this just reminded me of a few more! Lol.

    Spanking... I plead the 5th!

  • Ronnie6676

    Thanx Kaye **kisses**

  • TJ

    Hey Ronnie6676, Guuuuurrrrrrrrllllll!

    You are quite skilled, Ms. Lady. Thank you for increasing the wetness of my Wednesday, LOL!

    A certain young love does come to mind (he was five years older than me). I have often wondered if we'd still have "that" connection if we ever crossed paths again. Mmmph, mmph, mmph! It's all right to imagine, fantasize, daydream every once in a while :-)

  • angie

    love this one: go ronnie! Keep em cumming!

  • http://sleep-is-the-cousin-of-death.blogspot.com/ MadScientist7

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?

    yes and yes. that's the only question i'm answering though. lol

  • Alexis

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?
    Yes.

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?
    Yes.

    Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?
    If always was well and allowed for such a ..... disaster. lol.

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?
    Tried. Kids wouldn't go to sleep. lol. So, no.

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?
    Yes.

    How many fantasies have you lived out?
    None.

    Are you into spanking?
    Eh, either or?

    What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?
    Nice.

  • Ronnie6676

    One of the girls at work thought the bottom pic was me! LOL #randomfact

  • eann401

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone? yuppers...*sigh*

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about? yes! he's a complete asshole but his sex is out of this world smh.

    Would you ever act on it if you had the chance? if the circumstances were right--yes!

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart? yes, this guy i crushed on in middle school i crossed paths again with when i was 20.

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen? yes. i don't believe in coincidences. if you crushed on a guy for FOREVER then 10 years later you "bump" into him--act accordingly ;)

    How many fantasies have you lived out? only one. i haven't met THE ONE yet to give the whole sha-bang to haha.

    Are you into spanking? YES.

    Ronnie did GRRRRREAT for her first time ;) Go sista!

  • taylormade

    yes, I had several, but this one in particular, I wanted so badly, we never really spoke just a short "whats up" or "how are you", but everytime I passed her at work, I made sure that she noticed me.Im in love with a woman with sexy lips also , and this girl had the sexiest lips and the sexiest walk, i had ever seen, i got an erection everytime i saw her...um., so a few years passed and I was in a totaly different state, but i kept in contact with people from the area. So i heard through the wire, that she just sperated from her husband a few months earlier. Being that we all work for the same place, we had a company email, so I sent her an email, and asked how she was doing, and did she remember me, she replied instantly, and I dont know what made me do it, but I just went all in actually telling her that I had been thinking about her, and went into full detail about my thoughts, being careful not to sound like a pervert, thinking, the whole time, to myself, like why did you say that, and waiting for a response from her cursing me out. Suprisingly she didnt, she said she didnt know because i really never said much to her, so I asked for her number, After a long conversation, just so happens, that her and her kids were moving to her moms in the same state, in about two weeks, so fastforward two weeks, I got a call while at a night club with my brother and some friends, it was her, to make a long story short, she met me at the front of the club, we left and went to my place, and she was everything I thought she would be and she was a squirter(sorry, was real excited about that)we had sex like three times from around 2 am to about 5 or 6 am ( shout out to her, you the best) unfortunately it only happened that one time before baby father came back in the picture, but I enjoyed every minute, of every hour.

  • P-la

    Loved it. Thanks for stimulating my mind.

  • Mellie

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?

    Unfortunately yes. I think sometimes its okay to have someone in the back of your mind that is that what if person..as long as its reasonable and u r not delusional and fooling yourself with the potential possibility.

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?

    Unfortunately yes. Surprisingly I made a great step towards removing that one person for my fantasies..he had been someone Ive known for years, we never really got along but really never had the time or opportunity to properly interact. when we finally had the chance it was nothing but sparks. unfortunately it was short lived. in relationships i am more confident, i can usually determine if something is going to be a day or a month type of thing..if you know what i mean. but in our short period of time i was seriously falling for him, and we hit it off in so many ways that when i think about it cant figure out how he ended it and walked away so quick. i was heart broken. but after the heart mended kinda!! i was upset and wished more then anything that we had the opportunity to be something, and wished that we spend enough couple time together to put an end to things. but since we never had that, i found it hard to let go...but now ive made a permanent move away from him...took me long enough and i will admit it

    Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?

    Most Definitely yes..but not with the man in question above..i think my pride would stand in my way!!

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?

    Yes, its sometimes refreshing to see HOW people have changed and matured in all the ways you imagine i mean.

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?

    Yes, despite how things are, I sometimes play the hopeless and hopeful romantic and believe that some relationships are meant to be. It may not be today but tomorrow

    How many fantasies have you lived out?

    A few- and have enjoyed them..thank you very much!!!

    Are you into spanking?

    depending on the mood..and what is he spanking me with!!

    What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?

    Pretty good for a first attempt..keep up the good work.

  • Womanofyr

    I've had a couple crushes that was a disappointment. So now I only act if we like each other on other levels too.

    Great erotica writing. Also like reading about the kissing and necking.

  • Rastaman

    Had long term crushes in my teenage years, when women were still a great mystery and an endless source of wonderment. Haven't encountered a woman in a long time whose presence inspired that same level of wonderment I had as a teen and so no more crushes to speak of.

    Either too much experience or too much cynicism has limited my fantasy life to a quick boning session. Probably feels good but not the least bit long lasting. So why indulge the brain time.

    Had the opportunity to hook up recently with more than a few women from my past but was unable to shake the thought that neither I nor they were the same anymore and the whole thing could be ant-climatic, so why ruin the fantasy. It's not always cool to do the relationship nostalgia road tour.

    One of the most important factors in relationships I am learning these days is timing. You and that other person may at one time have all the characteristics that were a perfect complement to each other. But it was never at the same time and that one factor made success impossible. Knowledge I think I could have done with out.

    Some fantasies I learn I want to keep as fantastical and others were great to experience. The older I have gotten the less I seem to fantasize....don't exactly know why but life seems to zip by these days not at the slo mo pace of my younger days. Leaving less time to indulge and fantasize about people and things in drawn out details and live and living
    color!!

    I love reality but dang if sometime it does not just suck!!

  • SaveMe

    That was hot. It was a nice read

  • Anomaly Lanae

    I honestly didn't expect this piece to this vibrant, this colorful and engrossing. I can't believe this is your first attempt at composing an erotic piece. It's beyond evident that you possess true talent!!!

    Bravo

  • Ronnie6676

    Thanx bunches girlie...I'm so happy you came by to read :) I might try this genre again but for sure I'm back to my poetry and whatnot

  • IVINAIVERY

    OH MY GOD.. I became SOO aroused reading that piece.. All I could think about was M.W aka BIG H3.. na I gon read it again n imagine L.W!!

  • IVINAIVERY

    WHOO!! Now I am SORE w/ pleasure.. Thank You 'NAKED WITH NO SOCKS ON'!!

  • AGK

    Uuuummm... OKAY THEN! Sheesh *fanning self*
    This piece... Just amazing!

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?

    Oh yes i have. Still do.

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about? Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?

    Same guy. I've been wishing to get one chance with him. I would do more than act upon it, shoot! Haha

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?

    Not really.

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?

    Oh most definitely.And those things are the best. When something is meant to happen like that, everything falls in place so smoothly.

    How many fantasies have you lived out?

    Well, i'm still young, so i've only lived out a few. But i got my entire life ahead of me, i'm sure many more will follow :P

    Are you into spanking?

    Hell yes i am into it! Just feels so good when it's done at the right time.... Just thinking bout it got me all worked up. Well, it did come after this story, which leads me to the nxt question...

    What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?

    It was an excellent 1st attempt and we want more! Longer nxt time, if u dont mind. Thanks. LOL, loved it :)

  • Capricorn

    *snaps*
    this was your first story?? Impressive!! And lol at "Naked. With socks on." Good plug!!

  • Ronnie6676

    Thnx bunches....that little plug was NWSO's editing, but its all good. From all the great feedback I just may try another...got something in mind already ;)

  • Vita

    Wow very good!
    its an eye opener,
    uh I have had a long time crush and no i wouldnt act on it.
    I have not lived out a fantasy and I would live it out with someone who is clean cut got swagg and a banging personality. POP BANG!!! attitude lol

  • Miss Conception

    Ronnie... Ronnie... Ronnie... Where have you been my entire sex life? lol. I loved it, and felt a lil' flustered when someone caught me reading it at work *blushing. I have someone that i recently formed a crush with, but he is on the other side of the world and technically we never met.

  • Lisa

    Great story Ronnie! Makes me think about the crushes I've had and still have and how I would like to act them out. Keep em cumming!

  • Brown Drizzle

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?

    - had crushes, but not a long-term crush.

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?

    - Yes, as of lately... OMGosh...

    Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?

    - Hell Yea...

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?

    - No...

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?

    - yes, unexpectedly.

    How many fantasies have you lived out?

    - 1 - unable to put it here... due to the nature of my job.

    Are you into spanking?

    - Yes.

  • uhmmmmm.

    Are you into spanking?
    i can cum off of just getting spanked. needs to be the right rhythm?amount of force though. i dont wanna be spanked like i stole something..

    What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?
    very realistic and details that could only come from a woman's mind without being vulgar.

    ***disclaimer*** i can not answer any other questions due to the very strong possibility of self incrimination --lol.

  • Tejan

    Have you ever had a long-term crush on someone?

    Yes, for years, and I still want her to this day, even if it is for one day to make love.

    Is there one person that you always find yourself fantasizing about?

    I only fantasize about people who I have an emotional connection with and who I care about. Looking at pretty women may turn me on for a minute, but when it comes to fantasizing, only someone I care about really keeps me going. So I fantasize mostly about ex's and crushes.

    Although, I also fantasize about women who typify a particular role I find sexually attractive. But again, that usually is not as intense as fantasizing about someone I care about.

    Would you ever act on it if you had the chance?

    With someone I want that I couldn't have before? Before I get married, yes. After I get married, no.

    If you are talking about role playing and fetish play, yes, I hope to do that with my future wife.

    Have you ever hooked up with someone from your past after years apart?

    Yes

    Do you think that some things/relationships are destined to happen?

    We create our own destinies, but our actions can make something almost inevitable. Like if two people have sexual attraction to each other, and you keep putting yourself together, alone, in sexually electric situations, it is inevitable that you have sex with that person unless you change course.

  • Tejan

    How many fantasies have you lived out?

    None with someone else, really. I've had a few solo adventures, if you know what I mean. But never with someone. Although I think I found someone who likes the same things I do, and we will not only get to act out our fantasies, but actually live our sexual fantasy everyday.

    Are you into spanking?

    No, I'm not into anything involving pain, whatsoever. And I do not like to hurt people, so I'm not into spanking them either. My girl does like me to hold her down when having sex, so I do that, because it turns her on.

    What did you think of Ronnie’s first attempt at erotica writing?

    Nice. :)

  • Southern Poise

    Excellent writing!!!!!!!!! 2 thumbs, 2 big toes, and a :) . "Do… Ray… Me… Fuck!" CLASSIC! LOL

    I do have a longterm crush of sorts... Not really a crush, but more of a 'what if?' In high school, there was this guy who liked me for the longest, which I came to found out, actually in Jr high, from a mutual friend. And we were friends, so I didn't really feel comfortable with dating him. But eventually once in high school, he approached me, and expressed his feelings for me. I tried it, we talked on for a while and even 'made out', but didn't go 'all the way'. But for some reason, I shyed away from it(the relationship). But we remained friends.

    But to this day, I still think, 'what if'? I saw him at my class reunion last year, and almost lost it... lol. And I was with someone else at the time. I was thinking, damn, should have left him at home. lol. It would have gone DOWN.... LOL

  • IVINAIVERY

    Oh my GOD.., I cant beleive I wrote that...

  • http://nwso.net/ NWSO

    Did you write it? LOL