Is Not Having AC a Deal Breaker? [“Mookie It’s Too Hot”]
Thanx to everyone that voted in the 2010 Black Weblog Awards. Unfortunately, there are no plaques for NWSO this year, just a few new readers and a couple press ops. If that ain’t a win then I don’t know what is. Congrats to my fellow bloggers that did take home top honors. It’s well deserved.
It’s hard to believe but it’s September already and this coming Monday will mark the American holiday known as Labor Day aka the unofficial end of summer. There’s still three weeks before the autumnal equinox, but BBQ season is a wrap come next week. Well, at least States side.
Yesterday, while getting dressed for work, I was watching the news when the anchor noted that this was the hottest summer in New York on record. Surprisingly, I survived the numerous 90-degree days without the assistance of an AC.
Every time I revealed this fact to folks this summer, I was greeted with disbelief, condolences and pleas of, “Why?”
Well, it’s not like I never had an AC because I did, but when I moved from Queens I gave mine to my moms and bought a portable air conditioner. Problem is, my windows are too high for the ventilation hose to reach and even when I got creative and balanced the unit on a crate, that monstrosity is so damn loud it kept me awake all night. I wound up stuffing it in the back of my hallway my closet and just never got around to replacing it.
My trusty ceiling fan and its portable counterpart has served me well, but I also spent a lot of time walking around naked with socks on. Okay, that’s a lie, I lounged around the house mostly naked with boxers on. LOL.
Anyway, my lack of centralized air led me to ask the same question repeatedly this summer: “Would you breakup with someone because they didn’t have an AC?”
The answers ranged from an emphatic, “Yes!” to the more reasonable, “I just wouldn’t visit your ass.” No matter which way you slice it, though, most ladies admitted that a man with no AC in the summer gets no visits and definitely no nookie.
It’s kind of like that scene from Do the Right Thing where Mookie tries to get some from Tina and she’s like, “It’s too damn hot.” But never doubt a horny man on a mission. Quick on his feet, Mook’ hit the refrigerator and broke out some ice cubes to make one icy-hot love scene that I’ve recreated once or twice in my young life.
I’m pretty sure we all have.
That doesn’t mean a AC isn’t on my personal to-do list, but there ain’t nothing like a hot and sweaty role in the hay every once in a while. Or maybe that’s just me.
Would you breakup with someone because they didn’t have AC? Or, would you just demand that they visit you until they got some centralized air? Would you be willing to sweat it out in a sticky apartment with someone you truly loved? What tricks have you used to get some during the dog days of summer? Have you ever tried to recreate that ice cube scene from Do the Right Thing? Can you appreciate a hot and sticky sexual episode every once in a while? What was your favorite memory from summer 2010?
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