10 Things Every Bachelor Should Have in His Pad
I'm not a player I just blog a lot, but over the course of my dating years I’ve picked up a few tools to playing the game. See, getting a woman to your crib is one thing but getting her to stay the night is another altogether. A lot of times guys fail to seal the deal because of one simple thing: comfortability. A woman isn’t going to get down in dirty in an apartment that’s actually dirty. You gotta make her feel at home, and these 10 things I’ve always kept handy in my bachelor pad to get the ladies naked with socks off.
Okay, this might be jumping the gun on the list, but y’all know I’m a staunch supporter and promoter of safe sex. Whether you're scheming on some new booty or already doing the do, every sexually active (or just plain horny) man should have protection readily available in the event of a good date nightcap. You can’t make all the right moves to get to the line of scrimmage and then drop the ball by not having condoms handy. With catching an STD and pregnancy scares always a reality, safe sex shouldn’t even be a question. So there should be no ifs, ands or butt about it.
Why? Women like them. I don’t know why they like them so much but a lot of ladies seem to be particular about towels and their thread counts. Beyond the basics, a good towel comes in handy when you’re dealing with a “squirter.” No one wants to be in the wet spot so you may need to lay one down on the bed. Just make sure you have more than two damn towels, with one always being in the hamper, because then you’re literally assed out. ThatsABadLook.com Oh, and that goes for washcloths, too, the more the merrier.
Although I’ve basically cut out alcohol as of late, a little wine (or something stronger) can help expedite your chances of scoring with a woman who's already decided she's going to sleep with you but is still frontin’. The hard stuff is cool for the gangsta chicks but most females are lightweights so stock up on female friendly drinks like Nuvo, Arbor Mist or Alizé (wow, that takes me back). But wine is my preferred poison (keep both stock red and white stocked) because it adds a little sophistication and romance to the evening. Plus, once you open a bottle you have to finish it. Just make sure you have actual wine glasses.
Not every woman drinks alcohol (or are hip to the ol’ get me tipsy trick) so you have to have alternatives and Kool-Aid, fruit punch and Sunny Dee won't cut it. Step your supermarket game up, fellas, and have real juice in your fridge. Besides, you have to have something to use as a chaser to the liquor anyway. Oh, and don't drink straight from the damn container ‘cause you live alone (we all do anyway). At least leave one unopened container that hasn’t been contaminated with your backwash but if you're gonna be swappin’ spit later it won't really matter.
This doesn’t include junk food, leftovers and take out menus. Have actual meal-type items and snacks that a woman would actually eat. There’s nothing worse than an empty fridge because if there’s no food then that’s more of a reason for her to want to leave. Remember, the more comfortable a woman is the longer she'll stay. If all goes well y’all can have breakfast in the morning and if your G is strong she’s the one doing the cooking. Well, that's unless you're a dog and just want her to leave as soon as you've gotten what you wanted.
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