10 Things Every Women Should Have At Home to Get Laid

add movies/DVD's to the list an you're golden. Fellas always fake like they are coming to the house to watch a flick...sure I have a bunch of movies on deck that has car chases an shit blowin up just for this occasion. And brown liquor (gross I'm a red wine kinda girl)

Yeah how about 1.

It's called a vagina ,and for some of us picky guys it needs to be clean.

Spot on for 9 items. My BF doesn't like air conditioning at all. He'll opt for opening the windows. But why need porn when you're doing it? I never understood it, until now!

My Darcy Mutates

I was kinda thinking the same...lol

Better of calling this 'when' you get laid at home...

I think this is a great post, but yea men require wayyyy less than we do and like Paulette_bajan_gal said all u need is some skills. If your skills are lacking or you too just dont vibe that way, you could be Martha Stewart/ Hilton Garden Inn and it wouldn't matter. Liquor need to stay on hand for all house guests...thats a must!

I'm on lithium and Prozac
don't offer me NOTHING that got alcohol
lol ...if u drink trust and believe I won't help u with a bottle lol

Really just be clean, smell clean, look clean, keep a clean crib ..have some hot wings and either thongs or boy shorts on...we will have tunnel vision

Exactly ...that's like u coming to my crib and seeing Shahraza Ali's Blackmans guide to understanding the black woman
or seeing a whole bunch of ex pimp biographies

I hear you guys about not needing anything but a Vag (preferably clean) but this is a grown folk list. And I know plenty of my male friends who mull things over before they answer that call or make it...The more comfortable they are in the home, the more likely they are to frequent. Also a woman who puts this much thought into creature comforts for her man is also putting another message out there...she's not just serving the jump off. She is saying I like having you around...to chill, screw, whatever. I have had male friends tell me horror stories about finding used condoms in a woman's bed, mice in the house, nothing in the fridge but baking soda, etc...they did hit (in EACH occasion) but they didn't return.

I used to do the porn thing...over it. Mostly bc most porn is wack nowadays and I just don't feel like I need it. Even at his house, it's like really? I also don't drink, so I wouldn't have liquor and would prefer homie not to be intoxicated in any way (I've seen the results) but the food and juice!! Always a winner, although I don't know about having it in the room. I used to get a distinct pleasure in walking (sans pantaloons) to the kitchen to grab my baby some water or juice or a snack after he put in work. I think it did something for him too, if nothing else watching me walk out of the room. Also ditto on the clean house. I don't get nasty broads. Who raised you? How can you have anyone, let alone a man in your house and you got crap all over and dishes in the sink, etc...bleech. *clutching my pearls*
Ditto on the videos or make sure your cable is on, lol...and the books. My personal library is ALWAYS a conversation starter. (Nice addition Preach.)

Anyway, nice list. Great post.

The spirit is willing
but the flesh is weak
lol

Yeah don't forget that warm rag after its said and done. Don't know about y'all, but I also like a warm rag to wipe up after I am done

That's why they are called "Step Kids", cause you step over them to get to their Moms.

Good sex doesn't mean good maternal match
to be honest if it's too good and freaky Imma be scared if we have a daughter

don't wanna see my baby girl takin the lid of the bottle shakin it over herself
be like" damn u just like your mama"

To parapharse Snoop from The Wire

At NWSO.net we aim to please

The porn and condoms where the two I agreed with.

For the record ladies if your not willing to do what we see in the porno dont watch it with the dude. If so dont act surprised or be offended when he puts his dick in your face.

#Imjustsaying

KayeMichele, AD - I totally agree

Mima- a standing 'O'

My home is definitely my sanctuary, so it is more likely I will end up at her place rather than me being at hers. I am quite picky at letting folks up into my spot; its cozy just for me and making space for others takes some effort. I generally have to take a nap after they leave because I am working so hard, so I have to have a definite level of comfort beyond just smashing her to have her over on the regular.
More and younger women seem to be more at ease with porn than before. I have no qualms about watching porn with the ladies; the only time I ever had to give a side eye was one chick who kept commenting that she was frustrated by not being able to do some porn chick's tricks. WTF, they are pros unless you trying to be a pro slow your roll. I take my shoes off when I am having sex, so we not rehearsing porn here. It’s to stimulate not a how-to.

I have found that I am a much better cook than most women I know but I think I am an exception. I will accept her even if she can't cook that well, not everyone can, I think it’s worse if she thinks she can cook and she really cannot. That is a downer. Go with your strengths is my philosophy plus if you can cook in the bedroom, I probably won’t mind in the least.

I can't honestly say, I have had call for lubricant, I am big into foreplay and so I don't skimp on getting her all revved up before I get to work. But I do understand that some women do need it plus some things do require extra lubrication. I applaud Mima’s version of last week’s list. The basic s is just having somewhere you can invite other people to and they can be comfortable. I am probably more turned off by mess than anything else, which will definitely lower my libido. Sex is best when folks are comfortable. Most women generally find out what you like and the next time you are invited back they have it waiting for you.

Can we add shaving to the list too? And i'm not referring to just the vaginal region. I'm talking about underarms and legs as well. I can't get down with a hairy chick. It just feels like a soft hairy man up in there with me.

You should be using condoms.You are not dating this chick.Reread the blog.The only place your sperm should be swimming is in the condom or her mouth.lmao.You're hilarious though.

You'd be surprised at how many women for some dumb reason think every dude is trustworthy enough to meet the kid early...
Don't tell your child I'm uncle Lamar
no no no

if you're on Lithium an Prozac only thing I can offer you is a hug

im gonna have to disagree wit the feminin smellin soap cuz lately alot of the dudes ive invited over will use my girly soap quick....even my deoderant! maybe its cause they east coast bois!

Hey no discrimination towards the bi polar
can't we all get along and be intimate

here's a flower for your beautiful self

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ahhh Preach thanks...You're sweet CRAZY but sweet

lurker alert...
i disagree with the condoms thing (hold your tomatoes, boos and hisses) hear me out.

i do take responsibility for my sexual health. i make sure im clean and protected. that being said, you know what fits ya di*k best correct? so unless i start getting into CVS/Walgreens/Shoppers Drug Mart levels of different types/sizes etc..i believe that if you TRAVEL to a chicks house to sex her up..the VERY least you can do is bring the ONE thing that will protect you BOTH. (esp if im to provide clean home, food and all the other items on the list).

I think the exception is if you have someone you are getting down with on a regular..then you know/discuss brands/likes. but this post i presume is not the regular booty call.

*kanyeshrugsbacktolurkdomville

My biggest problem is I don't let anyone in, literally and figuratively. Maybe that's where the issue lies; my husband set the bar really high and once you get used to it, it's really hard to come down from that.

My sister used to joke that she had an emergency "sex kit" on hand for late-night visitors and I used to think she was pulling my leg, but I guess that kind of thing is necessary. I mean, she has everything in this drawer: condoms, lube, porn, massage oil, sex toys, you name it. She actually has a mini-fridge in her room so they don't have to stop during...activity...for a cold drink or a meal. She even has a spare set of sheets on the bed so she can gather all the junk on the bed in a bundle and toss it in the closet on the spur of the moment. I find all of this so hilarious, lol, but she was dead serious. She also made it clear that showering is very important, especially if you're going to be doing the oral thing; not all people are on point with the hygiene and not having soap on hand just gives them more of an excuse and no one wants to get down with a funky booty call...NOBODY.

So I get all that. Groceries and a clean place and some AC goes a long way too, she told me. You get hot and sweaty and you don't want to be under anyone. Makes sense. (smile)

My sister asked me once how I was able to deal without having sex and I told her I never really thought about it; it's been a long time and I am hopelessly out of touch, but it's just something I stopped thinking about once my husband was gone.

If I ever become active again, I will have to keep this in mind. Hey, you never know what the future will bring.