Could You Date Someone With Bad Teeth?
I've heard it in passing many times before but never paid it much mind. Among the various things that women (and some men) find attractive are "pretty teeth." I get it, no one wants to lock lips with Snaggletooth and I guess teeth play just as big a role in making a nice smile as juicy lips and high cheekbones.
I've always been told I have the aforementioned nice lips and cheeks, and women have told me to smile more in pictures, [peep here] but, I've never gotten compliments on my teeth. Two out of three ain't bad, right? But it's not like I expect it ‘cause I have a slight gap in the front and a weird molar-type tooth next to my top right canine where an incisor should be that only my dentist can notice. Even still, it's not like my grill is jacked up—at least not like some of the shark mouths I've seen out there.
SIDE NOTE: Did you see that video of Angel Lola Luv's grill before she got some dental work? She’s a gorgeous girl who I had the pleasure of meeting in person, so #NoShots but the post-dental work did her well. I won’t speak on anything else…
The other night I was out to dinner after getting my very first filling ever (my 34 year record of no cavities gone). I was explaining to my date how the process was easier than I expected, especially considering how long it had been since I'd seen the dentist because my old job only offered medical (WTH!). All things considered, though, one small cavity was nothing.
"So that was your only issue," she inquired.
"Yeah, that was it."
"You're lucky," she continued. "You don't need braces or anything like that?"
"Braces? Nah, never."
"No one's ever suggested that you need braces?"
"Uhm, no," I replied. "What, you're trying to say my teeth are jacked up?"
"No, no, it's just that I figured someone would have suggested it at some point..."
"Why, because of my gap?"
"Yeah… but it works for you.
"Uh huh."
“Trust, I wouldn't be sitting here if I thought your teeth were jacked up."
"Uh huh."
A few moments later I flagged down the waiter: "Can we have the check please? Thanks."
How important are “nice teeth” to you? Could you date someone with jacked up teeth or could you overlook it for someone you really liked? Have you ever been attracted to someone physically from a distance until you saw his or her smile? Could you date someone with gold teeth or a gold cap? Would you blame someone’s parents for not getting them braces as a child? Do braces make people look cute or nerdy? Would you be offended if someone suggested that you needed braces? Is there such a thing as being too old for braces? Do you like my smile or do I need to get my gap fixed?
Peep photos from the Human Intonation panel I did here.
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