Most women seem to be opposed to anal sex. That’s really no big surprise but as I was reading the comments on “What You Won’t Do Sexual on the First Night” I noticed that a lot of women’s objections to that particular sex act tended to waver if there was a ring on their finger. For every woman who responded, “Oh, hell no!” was the statement, “I’ll only do that with my husband.”
I can understand this philosophy of saving something “special” for your husband but if I can be so frank that’s a pretty sh*tty gift (pun intended). More specifically, who’s to say that your future husband even wants to ride the Hershey Highway? I mean, are so many women saving anal for their husband as some sort of “special” fantasy gift that he may not even want to accept? Or do women just think all men want to do it in the butt and are willing to concede to it for the spouse?
That all sounds nice in theory, but once again I have to ask: Who’s to say your husband wants to have anal sex anyway? The more I thought about that I realized that anal wasn’t very high on my things-to-do-with-my-future-wife list and began to wonder if I were alone. So I polled a few anonymous friends to see how many men actually wanted to do their wife (or any woman for that matter) in the butt.
Here’s what I asked the fellas:
Do men really want anal sex from their wife? Is that even something most men (you) are even interested in as much as women think we are? Would you rather do that with a jump-off when you’re single and feel like the mother of your kids should not be THAT freaky?
“I don’t think about anal at all actually. In my single days it’s always been a question asked by the women, I’ve never asked for it nor wanted it. It’s a muscle and I’m like, ‘Nah, I’m good,’ but women are more adventurous than men ever know. They’ll try things to keep their man interested and show their freak side.”
—Love Muscle Jones“I say a hole is a hole, so this notion to only have anal sex with that special someone is bull. With that being said, I never had anal sex. I’m curious but at the same time, why neglect ‘the love below?’ I feel porn is the reason why the interest is out there, which is why I also think that’s why the notion of doing it with a wife is there. Guys want their wife to be a porn star for one night. Still, unless your girl is doing an enema the day of the backdoor entry, I would avoid it. Unless you like shitty bed sheets.
—Money Shot Smith“I‘m probably missing out, but I don’t want anal sex from my woman or anyone else. The asshole seems too tender for me. I really believe it’s intended for exit only. I put my finger in there once (it was in my face so I said, ‘why not?’) and had a bit of trouble pulling it out. Plus, a few of my old jump-offs were scragglers. The stench while doing it doggy style made me rethink putting my joint in there. But I agree, women should NOT hold the freakiness ’til marriage. That just leads to NOT getting married.”
—Stanky Leg Johnson